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Optimus robots will arrive in Robo taxis to install your Tesla solar roof which will also receive Internet and XAI LLM service from orbiting data centers. When?
by Zigurd 9d ago
Optimus robots will arrive in Robo taxis to install your Tesla solar roof which will also receive Internet and XAI LLM service from orbiting data centers. When? By the end of the year.
- boredatoms 9d agoI enjoy this style of absurdism humor
- Johnyjohnson123 9d agoHahahaha
- walrus01 9d agoYou forgot the "XAI LLM service powered by 60 gas turbines in Memphis running the grok CSAM generator"
- delusional 9d agoThat'll be in space by mid next month*
- moomoo11 9d ago"Money won't matter in 10 years" "Time won't matter either"
- walrus01 9d agoI think if you take enough Ketamine, it probably does seem like time ceases to matter.
- TitaRusell 9d agoTrue story I had to do a urine test for a warehouse job once. This was near minimum wage work. Clown world.
- walrus01 9d agoBlame both the warehouse and their insurance company and personal injury lawyers in general, they probably live in fear of lawsuits from a methed up forklift driver knocking over a pallet rack and killing several people.
- senordevnyc 9d agoVia hyperloop
- jordanb 9d agoBut can I pay in dogecoin?
- ben_w 9d agoI hear that goes to the moon. :P
- Zigurd 9d agoOnly after being refueled by 15 other giant rockets.
- ben_w 9d ago69, surely? This is Musk we're talking about, after all.
- LoganDark 9d agoStill can't get over the progression of Tesla car models going S, 3, X, Y
- ben_w 9d agoI remember at the time it was a refreshing change from all the stuffy corporate nonsense. As with so many, their weaknesses are also what made them stand out initially.
- LoganDark 9d agoOh, I just mean it was super funny once I realized. Not that it was an actual issue. The actual issues are more like the car uploading all camera footage to a private cloud, sending analytics and telemetry that I wouldn't want to share and being trivially remotely controllable, brickable and crashable
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- moomoo11 9d agothey will be built in Mars Factory X and similar to Titanfall they'll be orbital striked to where they need to go
- ralph_cifaretto 9d ago[flagged]
- ghostly_s 9d agoThere was nothing here to ruin, this is exactly the typical level of discourse.
- otherme123 9d agohttps://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html > Please don't post comments saying that HN is turning into Reddit. It's a semi-noob illusion, as old as the hills. At the bottom. With links to comments as early as 2007 saying exactly the same.
- ralph_cifaretto 9d agoA site can't turn into Reddit when it is Reddit. The same people post here but think it makes them smarter and wittier.
- slater 9d agoIn the spirit of your Reddit accusations: I guess we've found the solar roof installer...?
- walrus01 9d ago[dead]
- dgellow 9d agoDon’t forget to pay the $10k to keep your spot in the waiting list!
- queuebert 9d ago[flagged]
- jaapbadlands 9d agoYou've mistaken the subject for the target. The subject of the derision is advanced technology, the target is Tesla promising what they're incapable of delivering.
- formvoltron 9d ago"what I'm gonna do" is not advanced technology. More like a modern version of the Duke and the Dauphin.
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- TrainedMonkey 9d agoGrok confidently said it can be done by the end of the year when Elon asked so it must be true.
- formvoltron 9d agoWith $20T TAM!