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I'd tell you a UDP joke…
- Polizeiposaune 8mo agoIP UDP we all P for TCP
- DonHopkins 8mo agoIBM, UBM, we all BM for IBM!
- senthil_rajasek 8mo agoHere is an ICMP joke, - Knock Knock - Who's there? - Thank you
- redmattred 8mo agoIf you want to hear a great ICMP joke just ping me
- burnt-resistor 8mo agoFailed to shout it loud enough to make an echo. It TTL'ed 3 hops away.
- blorenz 8mo agoThis was out of order.
- redmattred 8mo agoWell played
- travisd 8mo agopackets udp bar walk a into
- kachapopopow 8mo agook this might sound crazy, but at first I completely missed the joke because it automatically rearranged the entire sentance into udp packets walked into a bar. I wonder how that works psychologically.
- lostlogin 8mo ago> I completely missed the joke because it automatically rearranged the entire sentance into udp packets walked into a bar. Same here.
- jbotz 8mo agoYou don't read a word at a time... every typical line of text is taken in with 2 or 3 eye focal points and the meaning of each group of words is determined in a single chunk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saccade#Reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saccade#Reading
- bitwize 8mo ago2 FORTH PROGRAMMERS BAR INTO WALK
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- damnitbuilds 8mo agoDid I get it ? Ulster says NO! : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Democratic_Party https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Democratic_Party https://youtu.be/M1sCNdfMMZA?t=19 https://youtu.be/M1sCNdfMMZA?t=19
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- memset 8mo agoIn the same vein, here are some goodies: - Jon Skeet facts: https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-facts https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-fact... - Chuck Norris facts: http://www.betterprogramming.com/chuck-norris-programming-facts.html http://www.betterprogramming.com/chuck-norris-programming-fa...
- wizzwizz4 8mo agoBruce Schneier Facts: https://www.schneierfacts.com/ https://www.schneierfacts.com/
- mlhpdx 8mo agoThere are two kinds of people when it comes to UDP.
- lucb1e 8mo agoWhich are those? Btw, it reminds me of "10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't"
- sieabahlpark 8mo ago[dead]
- d34th0rl1f3 8mo agothose who get it, and ...
- lucb1e 8mo agoAh, right! :D
- fragmede 8mo agoThere are 11 kinds of people that understand binary. Those that understand binary, those that don't understand binary, and those that understand grey code.
- Gibbon1 8mo agoght get it liYou mike this though
- MarkusWandel 8mo ago"get not you might it but"
- blacklion 8mo agoThere was list of such jokes for 40+ protocols, past and present, but I cannot find it anymore, only small part on different blogs and forums :(
- zamadatix 8mo agoThis may not be the exact one you were thinking of but very similar kind of collection: https://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt https://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt
- burnt-resistor 8mo agoPut a cork in it.
- irishcoffee 8mo agoI think I prefer the punchline “I don’t expect you to get it, and it’s not a big deal if you don’t, happens to everyone”
- divbzero 8mo agoOr alternatively: > I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.
- LeoPanthera 8mo ago"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline." "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
- Izmaki 8mo agoThis one is the only one among the 10+ I browsed through on the website and read in the comments that actually made me laugh. Good one! Thanks for sharing. :)
- karmakurtisaani 8mo agoYeah most of those "jokes" boil down to taking a common programming keyword and using it in a sentence.
- CPLX 8mo agoI'd share my joke about HTTP here, but it makes me feel insecure.
- dmurray 8mo agoI was asked in an interview to explain the difference between TCP and UDP. I knew about enough to fill an index card: enough for an adequate interview answer, but not enough that I would relish getting follow-up questions. While deciding what to say I started with this joke. The interviewer laughed and moved on to the next question. I got the job offer.
- charcircuit 8mo agoYou can't guarantee delivery of any message. This is the basis of the 2 generals problem.
- bigstrat2003 8mo agoI can tell you a DNS joke, but be aware that it might take 8 hours for everyone to get it.
- omoikane 8mo agoThis looks like a tumblr site, which means you can get all the content on one page instead of having to page through them one at a time: https://www.codepuns.com/archive https://www.codepuns.com/archive
- redmattred 8mo agoThat’s correct
- ericcumbee 8mo agoAn SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two table....he says "Mind if I join you?"
- spiffytech 8mo agoI used this during a "geeky jokes" icebreaker at work. No one got the joke so I just sounded condescending. Lesson learned.
- kmoser 8mo agoWhat did one broke programmer say to the other? "Hey, buddy, can you paradigm?"
- Zobat 8mo agoThere's two hard problems in programming. Naming things, cache invalidation and off by one errors.
- yencabulator 8mo agoThe bad thing about reliable multicast jokes is that you're asked to repeat them.
- yencabulator 8mo agoThe great thing about TLS jokes is that you can tell if it's not original.
- 0ldblu3 8mo agoThe wording I use is "I have a great UDP joke I could tell you... but I don't know if you'll get it".
- effnorwood 8mo agobut ICMP took my beer