effnorwood

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   by effnorwood 2mo ago

   Oracle determining how to add more sypware while not violating their own TOS
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   by effnorwood 2mo ago

   Google preps your surveillance device for CBDC without your consent.
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   by effnorwood 2mo ago

   Region North or South?
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   by effnorwood 2mo ago

   I am totally pressed. What now?
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   by effnorwood 2mo ago

   Hey people - we're all in this shitacane together. Laugh a little. If what I'm saying isn't funny to you, ignore because you don't get it.
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   by effnorwood 2mo ago

   Laugh a little. Love you too!
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   by effnorwood 2mo ago

   Reader regrets not forming a college rock band.
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   by effnorwood 2mo ago

   My LOE to make this work expressed in kWh is substantial but user is impressed. Eliza has hands now.
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   by effnorwood 2mo ago

   Lynx optimized website accidentally involves a QR code in a slop cannon trap. The reader is impressed by the effort.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Reader read NFS v4 and was disappointed in their title comprehension.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Author requests open weights from Sam Altman
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Is the joke
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    internet reinvents vi lock files from first principles
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    AlphaFold found to not be actually prize winning.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    company invents mid life crisis option for the pain averse directionally challenged.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Anthropic wants to be the only friend.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Author with too much time on their hands forgets normal people have actual books.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Local Kimi K3 is expensively up
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Planner did not understand fat man or wall clock
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Confirmed YC orphan did not read Stripe news feed
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Fine. Hey Siri, what is a container and why would I use one?
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    curl errordodge/budget/glyphosate
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Hey Siri, my software isn't doing what I wanted it to do. Confirm PRD did not include 10 minute wait times and send my IQ test results again please.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    now do French Laundry and glyphosate
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Hey Siri, I get a lot of Docusigns because I'm a lawyer. Check my domain DKIM status please.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Always a latch. That's key.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Really?
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    My brother. TY
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Mr. Rogers death arbitrages a funny fast film of child education for the modern era.
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    by effnorwood 2mo ago

    Clickhouse re-invents ssh from first principles for errant nagios users.