Traubenfuchs

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by Traubenfuchs 4d ago
Worked on my first borderline-computer-sciency not 100% trivial task in a long while today: Not sending one SNS message per event, but batching them on the client side, sending out as batched message if it went beyond a certain size or beyo
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by Traubenfuchs 8d ago
Rediscovering Jira from first principles.
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by Traubenfuchs 9d ago
> but have a good EU alternative to Opus or even Sonnet They would if they could, which means they can‘t, even though they want to.
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by Traubenfuchs 12d ago
Not just you. Must be nice being fully neurotypical and „not seeing“ all of this kind of stuff.
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by Traubenfuchs 12d ago
That‘s the goal of the AI tech bro world: get us dependant on their tech, ruin our native/raw skills, lock us into their proprietary skills. Reminds me of the move from on prem to cloud. Linux sysadmins were killed and replaced by aws
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by Traubenfuchs 16d ago
Potify, the scientifically proven way to get toddlers potty trained, with wearables, app support and an AI coach.
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by Traubenfuchs 19d ago
> RAM designers How many RAM designer jobs are there in the world? 100? 1000?
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by Traubenfuchs 21d ago
This is unacceptable for paying customers. Either 1) infrastructure for paying and non paying customers must be separated, 2) excessive load must be ended by not offering the free tier anymore or 3) they must fix their broken monolith but t
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by Traubenfuchs 23d ago
To do this you need to run hallucinated command but wait, this command only existe for aws cli, not for oracle cli, so you need to run actual command Regularly happens to me in chatgpt.
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by Traubenfuchs 1mo ago
Add oral hyaluronic acid as as essential and badic supplement for dry eyes. Dissolve it in your mouth or you will just defecate a little hyaluronic acid egg.
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by Traubenfuchs 1mo ago
Obviously it‘s something being put in the context that can not be taken out of it anymore.
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by Traubenfuchs 1mo ago
If any JDK wizard is present: In my opinion, the thing the JRE is REALLY missing is a single process level memory limit setting. Nowadays you still have to consider the off heap memory when limiting a JRE processes max memory. To clarify: -
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by Traubenfuchs 1mo ago
> other reasons Maybe research is sufficiently public and simple to reproduce or the next steps of how to improve things are sufficiently obvious to the smart people working on frontier AI.
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by Traubenfuchs 1mo ago
> just pointing an agent swarm at 50 Github tickets and saying "go get 'em boys" I still don‘t know if this is real. If it works like that, where are the companies that only kept every tenth, 10x‘d AI enhanced dev? They sh
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by Traubenfuchs 2mo ago
Try counting by imagining fingers in your head and talking at the same time. (-;
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by Traubenfuchs 2mo ago
It leads to friction and required follow up extra work, as explained in the article.
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by Traubenfuchs 2mo ago
Just make it a uuid or some other kind of random a-z0-9 string to avoid all this whimsy and nuisance?
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by Traubenfuchs 2mo ago
This sounds like voodoo.
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by Traubenfuchs 2mo ago
As a European, both the idea of taking a loan for a useless degree and the idea of considering this loan you took out of your own free will as an adult as some kind of evil and malicious thing you shouldn‘t have to pay back are extremely bi
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by Traubenfuchs 2mo ago
As a teenager, I tried to get addicted to cigarettes so I could stand by the cool kids and smoke with them. I started smoking 4-6 cigarettes a day but hated it so much, I couldn't continue after a week or two...
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by Traubenfuchs 2mo ago
My brain never liked vertical video, shortform content and AI slop. Is my brain different or am I just a grumpy millenial hipster?
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by Traubenfuchs 2mo ago
Mark Zuckerberg‘s and Meta’s incompetence should have been recognized after the metaverse debacle. They were lucky with the ad empire he built and that‘s it.
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by Traubenfuchs 2mo ago
They certainly went easy on his demonic looks.
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by Traubenfuchs 3mo ago
I think the cool kids call this "staying away from the vector space of highly skilled security engineers".
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by Traubenfuchs 3mo ago
> Completely different results as LLM is non-deterministic. You'd need to produce this like 20 times by each model and then do 2x20x20 cross comparisons by both models and ultimately distill the 2x20x20 comparison results into two r
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by Traubenfuchs 3mo ago
This slot machine has access to your bank account and can decide how much to play on its own!
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by Traubenfuchs 3mo ago
It's really bad when you let opus do investigations on broken java or infrastructure stuff. It starts decompiling .jar, sometimes multiple versions of the same dependency, reading every single kubernetes/terraform file and loading
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by Traubenfuchs 3mo ago
I am still quite confused on the scientific consensus: Should we double down on renewable energy and solve its issues with lots of batteries or should we invest in next generation nuclear energy? Both at the same time? Does anyone know?
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by Traubenfuchs 3mo ago
This actually makes a lot of sense, it's testing the luck of the candidate through the rng feeding the LLM. You wouldn't want to hire unlucky employees after all! Hiring managers of the past would solve this by throwing every seco
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by Traubenfuchs 3mo ago
Welcome to the cyberpunk future.

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