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Bullshit Job Title Generator
- supermatt 13y agoFirst-Class NULL Search Expert - sounds pretty awesome to me!
- minikites 13y ago> Only the best Future Pizza Reheater Well, I know what I'm doing tonight. Reminds me a bit of http://chillwitchnamemagic.com/ http://chillwitchnamemagic.com/ for chillwave bands.
- p4bl0 13y agoDoes LinkedIn provide an API or was it unapproved web crawling?
- isxek 13y agoSpent long nights working on that complicated Backbone/jQuery/Ember app? Be a "Javascript Pizza Reheater." Now I'm wondering what they have for Python users.
- freejack 13y agoDefinitely fun. A few of the random's seemed familiar enough that I wanted to search through old business cards and Linkin contacts to see if someone I know was actually using them ;-)
- TimPietrusky 13y agoSome of the combinations are so stupid that they could be real :D
- booop 13y agoI think these job titles are more likely to show up in a HN job post.
- DrinkWater 13y agoFirst Class Internet Explorer Bitch! I need this title.
- sdfjkl 13y agoI once worked in a declining startup where the boss came up with increasingly unlikely product names for the increasingly desperate things we developers were tasked to create. The more insignificant a piece of software was, the fancier a name it ended up with. We coped with this in our way, by writing a bullshit name generator using word components from previous product names. It did end up having a few "hits" where some of the generated names would turn into actual products (despite the boss being blissfully unaware of our little name generator pisstake).
- TimPietrusky 13y agoYou should share the generator with us! :D
- axelfreeman 13y agoI've got "Ultra HackerNews Admin".
- untothebreach 13y agoSo we should come to you when a title needs to be changed from now on?
- tigerweeds 13y agogood stuff. Time to update my Linkedin profile
- Jugurtha 13y ago"Ultra Marketing CTO". Is that returned by oxymoron_generate() ?
- chrisvineup 13y ago"Holy web slut" I think ill skip out on the business stationery with that one. However the title is pretty close to the truth.
- nisdec 13y agoThis remembers me of the "Spiegel-Online" jobtitle-generator which came in a "casino-bandit" style. This one: http://www.spiegel.de/karriere/berufsleben/jobtitel-generator-neue-berufsbezeichungen-fuer-angeber-und-aufschneider-a-771682.html http://www.spiegel.de/karriere/berufsleben/jobtitel-generato...
- TimPietrusky 13y agoThis one is really funny too :D Thanks for sharing!
- AliEzer 13y agoI first read Sithlord as Shitlord...
- James_Duval 13y agoWhich actually would make sense as a bullshit job title, taken in context with the memes of certain online communities...
- zekenie 13y agoBut I am a "Brilliant Internet Explorer Dick"
- bdg 13y agoI've always said that when I start a company I'm going to give out really meaningless titles like "Super Nintendo" and "Stealth Bomber", and make sure they go on the business cards.
- munimkazia 13y ago"Awesome future bitch".. okay it has to be a little realistic.
- hackula1 13y ago"Ultra Error Expert" -- I can stand behind that. I take some functioning code and make it non-functioning in no time!
- rfnslyr 13y agoI like to come into work at night, open a cpp file somewhere deep in our code base... then remove a semi colon.
- benzoate 13y agoApparently I "♥ Android Dick" sigh
- scrabble 13y agoSeems accurate. I've seen just as many RockStar and Ninja titles through this as I do in real life. Fun tool.
- dalacv 13y ago"First Class Professional Dick" would definitely get someone's attention.
- WA 13y agoLouis C.K. called himself that in Live at the Beacon Theater. At least "being a professional dick paid to fly first class" ;)
- reneherse 13y ago"Codepen.io Ultra Un-Usable iPhone Site Tester." Aw well. :/
- isxek 13y ago"Ultra Un-Usable." Ouch.
- jswinghammer 13y agoPlease tell me that people don't put Sithlord in job titles...
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- sromocki 13y ago#24 "Creative Bitch" - Jesse
- ianstallings 13y agoI nearly spit my coffee out when I read: Über Chrome Dick Sounds like robot porn. At my last startup I actually got to choose my title and chose Lead Guitar. It just confused the hell out of people so I changed it to Lead Developer.
- eddielee6 13y agoFirst Class Android Slut.
- talles 13y agoI got "Sexy Undefined Evangelist". Going straight up to my résumé.
- saejox 13y ago"JavaScript Search Expert" Bulls-eye! That's every javascript coder i know of. Who writes javascript anyway just Google it, someone already did it.
- nemesisj 13y agoThis is great, reminds me of a story from when I was an intern. In 2002 I was working at Freddie Mac for an internal business unit as a summer intern. I was tasked to create our internal group's website. After a week or two of my boss not producing a mission statement, I went online to the Dilbert mission statement generator, downloaded about 50 randomly generated ones, then slapped them into a script that would randomly display one every time the page loaded. My boss never really caught on, other programmers in the unit loved it, and I'm pretty sure nobody ever realised that our mission statement was both randomly generated AND changing with every page load.
- mathattack 13y agoThis sounds like it should be the subject of a Dilbert article!
- nemesisj 13y agoSadly, they took down the random mission statement generator from Dilbert.com, so you can't find any examples, but they were hilariously great.
- mhurron 13y agoUI Engineer? Web Engineer? /I kid because it's true.
- EnderMB 13y agoSo, apparently I'm "Only The Best Yahoo CTO"...
- clavalle 13y agoMy favorite real life bullshit job title is "Chief Innovation Officer". Care to stand up and be counted? I know you read HN. ;)
- mumbi 13y ago"Beautiful Frontend Dick"
- Thereasione 13y agoWordPress Expert, Twitter Expert, Internet Evangelist - I have seen those in RL.
- lindsayqwe 13y agoI almost lost my shit when it said Holy Java Dick