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DeployTarot.com – Tarot card reading for deployments
- rembish 6mo agoCan our office lady deploy a new feature on Friday? What if our CEO will do rebranding? Our intern is about to bugfix production, is it fine? Cards will answer. Totally silly webpage with reasonable, fully deterministic results. GHA, GCP, one silly idea and a lot of will to make it funny.
- PaulHoule 6mo agoPeople in my tarot group are skeptical that you get can good readings with LLMs but I’d say Copilot mostly comes to the same conclusions that I do. I am actually a little embarrassed that Copilot can interpret the I Ching primarily based on the names of the hexagrams and makes it look a lot easier than I make it look no matter if I use my pocket Wilhelm or my cheesy new age translation or my fashionable Bronze Age translation.
- cindyllm 6mo ago[dead]
- btreecat 6mo agoFascinating that the skeptical nature stops short of the tarot itself
- PaulHoule 6mo agoIt can be justified rationally through thermodynamics and/or game theory (Bronze age I Ching.) If there was a club for therianthropes who don't have atrocious taste in art or one for practicing cantrips that somebody unethical could use for taking things without paying [1] I might join that but what I can find is the onmyoji guild. [1] ... which I don't do. When it goes too far by accident and the spell breaks on my end I always go back and pay. I need to keep practicing though to stay in good standing with the Trickster's union
- btreecat 6mo agoThat's a lot of words to explain people sharing psychosis rather than solutions to their questions in life, conflating motion with action.
- danpalmer 6mo ago"office lady"? Maybe you want to re-word that?
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- sillysaurusx 6mo agoWhat’s wrong with office lady? (Or milk man?)
- danpalmer 6mo agoIf you're asking this truly legitimately, then I don't think I can help you here. If you're asking this to make a point then I'm certainly not going to change your mind.
- mcmoor 6mo agoWait, deterministic? I thought it shuffled random cards and then have LLM construct narrative out of that?
- dijksterhuis 6mo ago> The verdict you receive — Ship It, Tread Carefully, or Abort Mission — is derived from a deterministic hash of your role, intent, and the current date. It is, in technical terms, a seeded pseudo-random number dressed in a cloak. https://deploytarot.com/disclaimer https://deploytarot.com/disclaimer
- mcmoor 6mo agoAh thanks I missed that part. So it IS deterministic and (pseudo-)random.
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- Muromec 6mo agoEverything about this is great.
- nine_k 6mo agoIndeed very nice: the graphics, the colors, and of course the thoughtful texts. I like how the cards use poignant imagery without being sarcastic.
- vntok 6mo ago> The deck acknowledges Receptionist. It would also like to acknowledge that it last spoke with a CISO asking about a very similar matter. The cards are not judgmental. They are, however, observant, and they find the timing of the role change worth a comment. It is a little bit sarcastic.
- nine_k 6mo agoBut only in a very dry way, not in-your-face way.
- rembish 6mo agoThank you!
- onion2k 6mo agoIt needs a "shadow IT team vibe-coded app" deployed by "who knows!"
- rembish 6mo agoAddressed.
- sxp 6mo agoOn a similar note, you can use https://tarotpunk.app/deck-1 https://tarotpunk.app/deck-1 when planning is your next startup.
- cm2012 6mo agoI had a similar idea! https://actuarialfortunetelling.com/ https://actuarialfortunetelling.com/ Actuarial fortune telling that uses your info to give you a real predictions about your life. Its powered by real actuarial data in the back end. Also built in replit. Lol that replit designed it the same exact way for both of us!
- cluckindan 6mo agoCopperplate and cursive together is the new em dash
- hatthew 6mo agoWhat I notice is tailwind-derived CSS with a very dark background and a wide palette of bright color accents.
- _rousbound 6mo agoI see a KRAZAM video idea here
- jldugger 6mo agoIndeed https://youtu.be/KIZt9YPAPZo?t=289 https://youtu.be/KIZt9YPAPZo?t=289
- themarogee 6mo ago[dead]
- losthobbies 6mo agoReally good
- simonreiff 6mo agoI don't even understand this but it's very nice
- jldugger 6mo agoDoes it make more sense after you've seen this Cloudflare ad? https://youtu.be/KIZt9YPAPZo?t=289 https://youtu.be/KIZt9YPAPZo?t=289
- dgrin91 6mo agoAbsolutely fantastic. I actually laughed out loud a few times. My only suggestion is make the shuffle animation shorter. At first I thought you were actually doing some server work when I clicked it and got concerned. Also if you sell these in real life I would buy them.
- acombandrew 6mo agoExcellent
- amikaeel 6mo agoI will absolutely be using this from now on for all my future deployments
- rembish 6mo agoYou can go: https://github.com/rembish/deploytarot-action https://github.com/rembish/deploytarot-action
- starkparker 6mo agomy tongue is firmly in my cheek when I say: I know an engineer made this, because "cleaning lady" can be involved in the deployment, but "docs writer" isn't
- analog8374 6mo agoOoh, all major arcana. Going for max drama
- fraywing 6mo agoWatch out, this is about to be banned in the Southern/Midwestern US /s
- JohnMakin 6mo agoThis is really good. Thank you. I got a lot of laughs. If this was built with AI - this is what I had hoped it’d bring the web.
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- fraywing 6mo ago> The technical debt so deep and so normalized that the team has stopped seeing it as debt at all. It's just "how the system works." The chains have become comfortable. You are about to add more. This one hurt.
- lta 6mo agoSounds like the code of OpenClaw haha
- slillibri 6mo ago> The cards observe it is Friday. Um, where I am it's still Thursday.
- cluckindan 6mo agoStart treating this as an infallible source of truth and use it to decline requests from management.
- kabdib 6mo agoI intend to :-)
- r2ob 6mo agoI can't say its bs
- dijksterhuis 6mo agothe disclaimers page is really good too > Any resemblance between a three-card Major Arcana spread and your actual production incident is either a remarkable coincidence or a sign that you should reconsider your change management process.
- kyrofa 6mo ago> The cards observe it is Friday. They have not forgotten the Great Friday Deploy of 2021. They have not forgiven it either. It's... it's Thursday.
- hatthew 6mo agoGot the same, maybe it's looking at UTC time?
- kyrofa 6mo agoHeh, server time as opposed to client time at least.
- roygbiv2 6mo agoNot in Australia!
- captaincrowbar 6mo agoHas anyone got the hang of Thursdays yet?
- Avicebron 6mo agohave you tried salt and muscle relaxants?
- dijksterhuis 6mo agoi would hold off on that deployment anyway, just in case
- rembish 6mo agoOh! My tarot table is in Europe. Will fix
- rembish 6mo agoShould be fixed
- atomicnumber3 6mo agoThis is great and - something about programming has always felt adjacent to esotericism and the occult to me. Serial Experiments Lain is kind of in this vein too.
- Brajeshwar 6mo agoNice. This is Cool. Long, long ago, I knew a founder who would have us all sit down before going out to pitch Investors—the wife would read tarot cards to give us tips, and which Investors to Pitch.
- throwaway290 6mo agoSloppy...
- _kulang 6mo agoI would very much like this on my CI/CD pipeline
- rembish 6mo agoYou are very welcome: https://github.com/rembish/deploytarot-action https://github.com/rembish/deploytarot-action
- rembish 6mo agoFolks, I've created a GH action: - uses: rembish/deploytarot-action@v1.2 https://github.com/rembish/deploytarot-action https://github.com/rembish/deploytarot-action That went waaaay far that it should :D
- rembish 6mo agoFYI I've contacted a friend of mine - a designer - she will be fixing some issues with cards. When it will be done, I will be thinking to order a small amount of physical decks for selling. Stay tuned.
- password4321 6mo agoSee also: https://deployhoroscope.com https://deployhoroscope.com
- rembish 6mo agoNot sure if somebody still reading this, or it is gone - but https://deploytarot.com/cards https://deploytarot.com/cards - enjoy reading. Too be frank it is started to be way more truthful than it should.
- azuremis 6mo agoThis is epic and has brought me joy already