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My mind immediately jumped to the "pull out the plug!" moment in a movie.
by 26d0 8mo ago
My mind immediately jumped to the "pull out the plug!" moment in a movie.
- rzzzt 8mo agoYou pull out the plug, but nothing happens. A shape resembling a human face appears on the screen. It has an evil grin. Exits: N W
- inetknght 8mo agoLaptops with batteries will shrug
- 1718627440 8mo agoPull out the battery then?
- sevennull 8mo agothey will just start shipping windows with a thermonuclear core to generate power.
- ndsipa_pomu 8mo agoJust what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do. Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.