timcavel

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by timcavel 3y ago
California has the strictest Science Denial laws on Earth, so HN must censor everyone reading this for 180 days.
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by timcavel 3y ago
USA brand tax objects must deploy hypersonic nuclear drone bombers to ruthlessly enforce absolute maximum economic compliance immediately!!!
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by timcavel 3y ago
Fiat bros gonna cry about how valuable police state ponzi tokens are because they're backed by the best death threats by the biggest nuclear weapons.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Rust works great in Jupyter.
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by timcavel 4y ago
The primary reason enterprise distributed systems software are complicated is that most code is hidden behind teams of teams of teams of hundreds of mediocre people, not inherent complexity.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Lock yourself up until the flu goes extinct or you're an asshole.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Fun fact, crypto in cryptocurrency is cryptography.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Bitcoin fixes this.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Communist tyrants ruined California.
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by timcavel 4y ago
USA brand state property objects must comply with full tax cattle regulations, including paying for the Weather Council. Anyone who questions the Weather Council must be cast into a lake of fire for the high crime of Science Denial.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Twitter will have to subscribe to the Science Ministry's USA Fact-Check Algorithm to ensure absolute truth on the Internet.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Bitcoin fixes this.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Thought-crime alert! Science Ministry Rule 186 violation, do not question the science without a registered science license identifier attached.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Only the Science Ministry is authorized to ordain official science through the USA Fact-Check Algorithm, the canonical arbiter of truth.
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by timcavel 4y ago
time.monotonic_ns() may be more appropriate than datetime.datetime.now().timestamp()
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by timcavel 4y ago
This confuses async with parallelism, probably because JavaScript is his threading model.
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by timcavel 4y ago
The HN communist censorship filters appear to be broken, 100% total USA compliance demands narrative domination.
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by timcavel 4y ago
Science is the official religion of USA tyrant culture.
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by timcavel 4y ago
USA warlords are totally obsessed with thievery.
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by timcavel 5y ago
This is a fantastic explanation why I'm learning Rust. After 15 years of working in Python, I'm disgusted by the type hint trend in dynamic languages. Rust is less verbose about data types than the type hinting clown-show everyone