techbrovanguard

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by techbrovanguard 2mo ago
I concur.
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by techbrovanguard 2mo ago
shut up, clanker. nobody asked.
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by techbrovanguard 3mo ago
won’t somebody please think of the billion dollar company?
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by techbrovanguard 3mo ago
> C is an abstraction of the machine, so thin it's nearly transparent. Looks like someone fell for the C abstract machine trap yet again. No, C is isn’t an abstraction of the machine.
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by techbrovanguard 5mo ago
For every complex problem there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.
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by techbrovanguard 5mo ago
This is not the gotcha you think it is. Nobody that has used C++ in a non-trivial setting would regurgitate that Stroustrup quote unironically. C++, much like Powershell, is a warcrime of a language. I'll give it up to Powershell thoug
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by techbrovanguard 6mo ago
“Don’t ask questions, just consume Product and then get excited for next Product”.
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by techbrovanguard 6mo ago
By all means, write some Go instead—you might want to order a new `if err != nil` button to stave off the RSI. The rest of us are trying to make things better.
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by techbrovanguard 7mo ago
Touch some grass, friend.
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by techbrovanguard 7mo ago
You can’t pay me to use Matrix, it’s irredeemable trash.
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by techbrovanguard 7mo ago
"ai is inevitable, stop resisting" — claude marketing department. if it was so invertible, why are you funding these psyops?
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by techbrovanguard 8mo ago
Handy! I feel like this should be built into the terminal emulator though?
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by techbrovanguard 8mo ago
From my reading, almost all of it.
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by techbrovanguard 8mo ago
You cannot pay me to use a Samsung product. They’ve irreparably damaged my perception of South Korean technology. I implore anyone here to stay clear.
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by techbrovanguard 8mo ago
Does the law require them to kill civilians?
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by techbrovanguard 8mo ago
> i asked claude nobody cares about the output of your favorite industrial quantity slop generator. try using your brain next time.
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by techbrovanguard 8mo ago
microslop
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by techbrovanguard 9mo ago
translated: stop questioning why the economy depends on the Infant Crushing Machine continuing to Crush Infants
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by techbrovanguard 9mo ago
None of this is surprising, YC is as incestuous as the rest of the industry. Still, it’s worth calling out. This submission will likely be nuked, too.
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by techbrovanguard 9mo ago
If you do something stupid in a block marked "unsafe", it's probably on you, my guy.
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by techbrovanguard 9mo ago
Posting this from a green account is just pathetic, my guy. Go outside, touch some grass.
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by techbrovanguard 11mo ago
oh look, the average golang fan. here’s a challenge for you: explain _why_ the complexity is bad without: - resorting to logical fallacies, or - relying on your unstated assumption that all complexity is bad
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by techbrovanguard 11mo ago
You understand that key rotation can and should be automated, right?
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by techbrovanguard 11mo ago
the fat controller laughed, “you are wrong”. * https://youtu.be/040ejWnFkj0 * https://youtu.be/2DOd4RLNeT4
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by techbrovanguard 11mo ago
this is almost certainly ai slop
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by techbrovanguard 1y ago
what “work” are you doing, you parasitic hack?
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by techbrovanguard 1y ago
i used protobuffers a lot at $previous_job and i agree with the entire article. i feel the author’s pain in my bones. protobuffers are so awful i can’t imagine google associating itself with such an amateur, ad hoc, ill-defined, user hostil
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by techbrovanguard 1y ago
i tried to submit a patch to retroarch and it was one of the least pleasant experiences i've had in a while. makefile hell, layers and layers of incomprehensible macros, and spaghetti code everywhere. no thank you. i may be a masochist
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by techbrovanguard 1y ago
> chuckles jesus christ, you’re not light yagami—please stay on /g/
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by techbrovanguard 1y ago
i will never understand people that are puritains about swearing

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