nomoreusernames

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by nomoreusernames 2y ago
the new internet? i'm still on BBS. dont wanna use computers without ansi art.
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by nomoreusernames 3y ago
once i was on a terpentine road up a mad tall mountain in a car with a driver who drove fast as balls and there was no railing and i told him "someone should put up fucking thicc railings up in hyaa" and he said "there used t
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by nomoreusernames 3y ago
ive seen all types of flying animals fly to a light source, and ive observed a family of lizards feed upon the bug who are attracted to the lamp. the parents taught the baby lizards who now are teenagers. once a big grasshopper flew into t
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by nomoreusernames 3y ago
i have serious mental health problems and physical health problems so i can sometimes come off as entitled just because i am in pain. but my solution to the problem of not littering is that i put things in my pockets. one can even have a sm
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by nomoreusernames 3y ago
haha this is funny. imagine i say i work as a mathematician but actually i run the cash register?
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
naw man, let the old git be. he is a lovely old man. one day we wont have people like this. he gave more than he took.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
best comment.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
im getting into python this week after lots of years of doing other stuff and i appriciated how little code there was and how it was simple enough to get my head around quickly. thanks for sharing stranger.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
press o?
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
yes it seemed like the article was written by my 90s ircbot
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
Well, I for one am a firm believer in the Labrador-Leak hypothesis. Anyone who disagrees surely is not a TRUE scientist. Just look at the numbers. More labradors than ever before. Statistics never lie. Everybody knows that Labradors are dog
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
best comment. not just thanks but get her a gift too. something that requires you to put in an effort that she sees and understands.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
as you can see ive lost a case. have you seen my upper case by chance?
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
if that was the vector id be impressed tbh.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
onsite? what is that? i dont think i have that dlc.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
my mind went to worms
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
or a banana bomb.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
im still using workbench.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
its why fart jokes are funny.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
this is about scale. dont make things in a certain way because someone tells you to do it. collect metrics and use science to figure out what is best for you and your team today. engineers are building and using the things have to be reason
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
google knows how to overengineer thing.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
old 2d scumm is my favorite engine. with all its weird stuff going on, the amount of imagination it has unleashed is next to magical. its like the amiga500 or c64. there is something about being limited as a creative person which sparks ima
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
bah to me people who write C and C++ whine too much should be force sterilised so that us real humans can have peace and quiet and write our machine code and bring our albatrosses to work. like you people who use querty? they should just st
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
legend admits their flaws, opened up and used the flaw and fuckup to educate people, plus gave the public domain perpetually until it no longer exists an invaluable tool to learn about your own financial habits and imagine some parent with
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
oh, you just casually drop this. like these latest years has been heckin stupid and you just do such nice thing. heckin legend. if there is a creator ill tell them youre a good person. legend.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
think about this statement, good nurses are taking care of the people you love the most in their most helpless hours. how fucking cruel are we as a society for taking this type of love for granted? its just wrong to use people like that. nu
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
love caddy, its all i ever wanted
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
so i dont have the right to not be scraped? thats like sending radiowaves and making me pay a license for a radio i dont use. same with spam. i should give you a token to send me emails i maybe want to look at your stuff.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
keep the daemons alive and keep the zombies out.
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by nomoreusernames 4y ago
my great grandmother was kicking ass in cardgames and remembered a lot about the things she used in her life. was harder to get new info to stick. took a few more repetitions, but you could see her mind was processing a lot more than mine w

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