nichols

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by nichols 13y ago
How about Portals ? GlaDOS.
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by nichols 13y ago
Have you tried getting reincarnated as a rich guy? Alternately, you could create your own crypto-currency and get chumps to bid it up. Buy some oregano and try to sell it as marijuana. If all else fails, you could try doing some actual work
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by nichols 13y ago
Try challenging your interviewer to a dance-off. If you win, they're legally required to give you the job.
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by nichols 13y ago
Yes, I am shocked, shocked! that Ayn Rand gets people worked into a lather. How could we have ever predicted this?????
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by nichols 13y ago
Solitary in Iran Nearly Broke Me. Then I Went Inside America's Prisons... "But it wasn't until I started posting on Hacker News that I truly realized man's inhumanity to man..."
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by nichols 13y ago
In related news, Larry Page now demands to be addressed as "Father Comstock" when in the GooglePlex.
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by nichols 13y ago
Google's new project will be robots responsible for shutting down old services and groups. Rumor has it that they'll be called "Terminators," and they'll look kind of like this: http://imposetonwallpaper.free.fr/wallpapers/films/terminato
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by nichols 13y ago
Next time he asks you to do something, drop trou and moon him. I guarantee that your relationship with the company will never be the same.
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by nichols 13y ago
I remember reading that Githubbers are into Techno (trance?), so that speaks to the kind of people you're likely to work with. People with bad taste in music?
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by nichols 13y ago
Time to start moving away from TurdPress.
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by nichols 13y ago
You might need to adjust your leadership style. For example, use hand puppets rather than giving instructions directly. Also start referring to yourself in the third person; that usually helps.
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by nichols 13y ago
Dance, monkey, dance!
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by nichols 14y ago
I think they should fire all of them. It's the only way they'll learn!
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by nichols 14y ago
It's like Facebook, but for doggs.
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by nichols 14y ago
tl;dr: * You can often get things done faster by doing a half-assed job. * Robots have not advanced far enough to wash dishes yet.
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by nichols 14y ago
Try selling it to Yahoo!.
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by nichols 14y ago
Actually, that's how security vulnerabilities are normally handled in the Ruby on Rails world. What, you think I'm joking? Think again: http://arstechnica.com/business/2012/03/hacker-commandeers-g...
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by nichols 14y ago
better link: http://kent.spillner.org/blog/work/2009/11/14/java-build-too... After about a year of experience with Maven, I find that: * The "surefire" plugin is named ironically. The build often fails without a message about what unit t
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by nichols 14y ago
This article reads like a parody at times. Clearly the designers who designed the ugly logo aren't the problem, it's "everyone else." (He actually says this.) Everyone else is "not qualified" to offer an opinion-- no, not even if they are
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by nichols 14y ago
20% is one day a week, assuming a 5-day work week. That's not bad.