mortdeus

11 ms·

1.
by mortdeus 4y ago
this is the crux of the problem. that and the lack of color in people's vocabulary.
2.
by mortdeus 4y ago
nobody is ever really listening to you. the internet is the most populated country in the world, but you are still a ghost
3.
by mortdeus 4y ago
you all burn yourselves
4.
by mortdeus 4y ago
actually the real question is how can you make a millionaire out of somebody who is willing to spend $100 and rob the rest of the dumb fucks blind
5.
by mortdeus 4y ago
3 fucking likes. that is all i need to conquer the world and become elon's assistant
6.
by mortdeus 4y ago
super tweet you heard it here first.
7.
by mortdeus 4y ago
lmfao
8.
by mortdeus 4y ago
seriously, take quora and CNN.com and put them side by side, and ask yourself. how can i charge people $100 dollars to make these two worlds come together. And then thank elon and buy twitter blue.
9.
by mortdeus 4y ago
because you'll still be wrong. and ill die laughing.
10.
by mortdeus 4y ago
whats funny is that some of you'll think you got it but you will still be wrong. also spend alot of time on CNN and think about how you can merger these two ideas together. :P
11.
by mortdeus 4y ago
play with quora for awhile. you'll get it. ill give you a map in this labyrinth
12.
by mortdeus 4y ago
here is another handout. when i say "super tweet" what do you think that means? because i got the answer
13.
by mortdeus 4y ago
you keep censoring my mind im going to punch you fucks in the face. That is the attitude of the world you fucking robots.
14.
by mortdeus 4y ago
i swear to god I hate filters. they ruin your life when you are trying to paint beautiful offensive pictures with words.
15.
by mortdeus 4y ago
the entire sexual orientation of the internet just went from communism to enterprise. and you heard it hear first because i like to run fast because i have competitors. Things have to change (or grow) otherwise they die. Ask marky mark abou
16.
by mortdeus 4y ago
thanks for sparing me. Elon is right because people would pay to talk here.
17.
by mortdeus 4y ago
yall censor yourself to a state of anti creativity. and you will pay for that one way or another. kingdoms are expensive. houses in san francisco can burn down
18.
by mortdeus 4y ago
You will all be left behind if you don't start doing amazing shit. Elon just broke the internet by buying twitter and you will either be the dumb children who go dive for the candy first while the blinded man is still swinging the yell
19.
by mortdeus 4y ago
i hate this forum and i want to die in the metaverse. execute me please.
20.
by mortdeus 4y ago
or i want a protest ban
21.
by mortdeus 4y ago
I also want everybody to chill the fuck out and relax. I think things are about to get better.
22.
by mortdeus 4y ago
I want a farside comic where somebody is standing on a chair in a hall of cubicles shouting "I hate my #$*#ing job" while a bunch of cops are coming up the hall on the left, and everybody is still looking at their computer screen.
23.
Somebody train the AI art bots to make farside comics
3 points by mortdeus 4y ago|22 comments
24.
by mortdeus 4y ago
good bye that one funny aussie dude that was revelent a few years ago. jeffries or whoever. George Orwell is the first scifi writer who got it wrong. The mind fuckery was nothing they could even imagine.
25.
by mortdeus 4y ago
i had good reason, she has a profanity filter i cant turn off.
26.
by mortdeus 4y ago
you are arguing for Git for legislation. not an api.
27.
by mortdeus 4y ago
I just don't understand the logic to this. So the argument is that a water pistol makes aggressive messages look less aggressive? Isn't that dangerous for the person who receives a message they are no longer perceiving as an actua
28.
by mortdeus 4y ago
yeah, I am not even tripping about this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_emoji
29.
by mortdeus 5y ago
im just saying if you believe this is actually the root of the problem, how do we get out of it? it is kind of our job? right?
30.
by mortdeus 5y ago
im literally doing everything right. Im using an M1 mac. I'm using chrome. Still youtube is like, you know what dude, stop talking.

More ›