mofunnyman

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by mofunnyman 1y ago
If Defcon talks about hotel security have taught me anything, it will never be changed until the store is bulldozed to build a bigger store.
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by mofunnyman 1y ago
0.711 of the way to the moon and back. It has been to the moon though.
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by mofunnyman 1y ago
C'mon, who doesn't like their kids dusted with methylmercury?
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by mofunnyman 1y ago
Semi hugged.
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by mofunnyman 1y ago
If you spent 40 years of your life on this path, you would still be visiting 5.616 bars per day. Nuts.
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by mofunnyman 1y ago
For those of you that don't know a lot about Swiss mechanical movements, this watch isn't just nuts, it's fuckin nuts.
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by mofunnyman 1y ago
https://archive.is/SNMLR
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by mofunnyman 2y ago
Those are resticides.
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by mofunnyman 2y ago
It's for the same reason you feel dead after eating a pound of sugar, and compounded with extra dehydration. Take it from a former professional alcoholic, drink your water and take your B vitamins.
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by mofunnyman 2y ago
Privacy is not a concern in space I guess. Absolutely horrific, I love it.
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by mofunnyman 2y ago
Certainly less miserable to look at inside than it was 20 years ago. Much better than the brutalist hell that is most of Portland.
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by mofunnyman 2y ago
You should check out micromouse, it's a robo rat race.
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by mofunnyman 2y ago
Ask any audio engineer about the letter S. You can walk out of the room, go live your life for a year, come back, and they will still be screaming.
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by mofunnyman 3y ago
That's what they don't get paid for.
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by mofunnyman 3y ago
Not to mention that nearly all of the atoms in your body are replaced every decade, meaning most of you went into sewage treatment long ago.