jakeasmith

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My temporary PHP fix from 2014 has nearly 20M installs. Today I'm deprecating it(jakeasmith.com)
326 points by jakeasmith 2d ago|96 comments
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by jakeasmith 5mo ago
Yeah, this was one of my first thoughts too. It’s impossible to know but I wonder how many of these “unknown exploits” have been in use by government agencies for years already. Or decades, apparently.
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by jakeasmith 5mo ago
I have to agree with you. We don’t talk nearly enough about the real signal to nose ratio. (Sorry. I couldn’t resist lol)
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Running a vLLM LXC on Proxmox 9 with Nvidia GPU Passthrough(medium.com)
2 points by jakeasmith 8mo ago|1 comments
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by jakeasmith 8mo ago
I've been running Ollama in my home lab for awhile now but I wanted to experiment with running something a little more "low level". I saw a ton of posts about Llama.cpp, which looked interesting, but there wasn't a lot s
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by jakeasmith 6y ago
Ya know, that’s what I would’ve thought as well, but a year or two ago Chase Bank refused to take my loose change. They sent me away with the paper to roll the coins myself to bring back to them
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by jakeasmith 7y ago
Don’t worry about it. He got rid of it.
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by jakeasmith 7y ago
Yes, I’d like the less cancerous car today, please. Thank you!
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by jakeasmith 7y ago
This sounds like the setup to a bad joke.
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by jakeasmith 8y ago
Hi, Steve.
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by jakeasmith 8y ago
Come back to me when I can have serverless quantum neural blockchain AI.
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by jakeasmith 8y ago
This got a loud, hearty laugh out of me. Someone get this person a beer.
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by jakeasmith 9y ago
>I'm very disappointed to see that Slack has decided to go the way of every other messaging service and move away from decentralized and standardized protocols If every major messaging service eventually does this maybe those decent
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Running PHPUnit in a VM with PhpStorm(jakeasmith.com)
1 points by jakeasmith 10y ago|0 comments
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by jakeasmith 13y ago
Okay, I've updated the "app" and it now only runs the tests when code has been modified. I'm using fswatch and the entire thing still fits into a tweet :)
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by jakeasmith 13y ago
Yeah, that's a really good point. I doubt it would fit in a tweet anymore, but it would be worth it. Thanks for the feedback and the link to Guard. I'll have to drop a link to that on the site.
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Show HN: Continuous Integration for PHP development(itscontinuous.com)
10 points by jakeasmith 13y ago|4 comments
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by jakeasmith 13y ago
Good stuff. Works well on iOS.
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Session Locking in PHP with Memcached(jakeasmith.com)
1 points by jakeasmith 14y ago|0 comments
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Auto Tweeting Quality Links(jakeasmith.com)
1 points by jakeasmith 14y ago|0 comments
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Git-autofix(github.com)
2 points by jakeasmith 14y ago|0 comments
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IPv6 is here (and how it screwed me)(jakeasmith.com)
1 points by jakeasmith 14y ago|0 comments