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by horatiocain 2y ago
Mediawiki: https://www.johnsenner.com/index.php?title=Portfolio
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Automated Tests would have fixed this(johnsenner.com)
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by horatiocain 5y ago
You read the most thoughtful things sometimes, thanks
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by horatiocain 7y ago
There are tons of socioeconomic factors to consider, but I know a lot more fairly average IQ couples with 4 kids instead of two, and I know a lot more smart people who are either childfree or single than parents. The ability to use birth co
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by horatiocain 8y ago
> To be fair aren't most dog walkers paid extremely little? (Below minimum wage even) IDK what your source is on this one but the last time I got one it cost like $40 for a person to walk my dog and leave a little paper note that th
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by horatiocain 8y ago
Our Android dev task: write a login/signup dialog. Shows that you have layout skills, networking skills, general Java skills, etc. Candidates either bomb it or nail it, no mis-hires yet after about two years. You get a real good sense
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by horatiocain 8y ago
I'm a fairly senior mobile/web dev (12 years full time, part time and hobbyist before) and the best part of my job is mentoring the juniors! I push hard for hiring people who are hungry and fun to work with, and it's paid my
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by horatiocain 8y ago
They don't need to prove that, it's the default.
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by horatiocain 8y ago
Humanity needs to get radically better at funding startups without all the salesmanship I swear to god, there needs to be a much, much better system to just incentivize people building useful-to-humanity inventions. So far we've tried:
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by horatiocain 8y ago
Been around the world and found That only stupid people are breeding The cretins cloning and feeding And I don't even own a tv
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by horatiocain 8y ago
It turns out we've been doing journalism all wrong!
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by horatiocain 8y ago
Stand that? Why would you? With all today's science? You'd have better luck with GDPR compliance
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by horatiocain 8y ago
Forget CTCI, that's all bullshit. What have you built? Show it off, build more stuff, and find a team you can work on.
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by horatiocain 8y ago
Jesus this is my life :\ I used to write the best code :). Now it's meetings, checkin, answer questions, talk to QA and directors, maybe a PR if someone else didn't get it. It sucks but I guess my job is to do all that dumb stuff
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by horatiocain 8y ago
What location are you in? In my experience, Seattle and Boulder have open slots for junior devs that pay pretty okay, just show up and be ready to sling some code. Agree banking is the pits. That said, it sounds like you have a pretty good
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by horatiocain 9y ago
Presume that the next dev to be hired will be the founder's slow nephew. Make sure none of the conditionals are too hard to read. No nested ternary operators, no bullshit variable names, no magic numbers. That's like rule 0 stuff.
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by horatiocain 9y ago
Nicely done!
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by horatiocain 9y ago
this is a boring dystopia for us, but two layers of it for the inmates
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by horatiocain 9y ago
Haha, nice
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by horatiocain 9y ago
Virtually nothing
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by horatiocain 9y ago
That's what happens when we shoot em
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by horatiocain 9y ago
there is no reason to believe we're not in a simulation.
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by horatiocain 9y ago
"she only updated because someone sent her some emojis that her phone didn’t understand and now is it’s running like crap" is like basically the state of the art for code running in 2017
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by horatiocain 9y ago
holy shit this is amazing, thanks!
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by horatiocain 9y ago
Blackberry's app store is still running? That is baffling .
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by horatiocain 9y ago
- Regular coffee mate but ALSO French vanilla coffee mate available - Member wifi ALSO guest wifi - Potato chips
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by horatiocain 9y ago
I just want to observe that these prompts are in broken typo-riddled English, with misformatted code.
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by horatiocain 9y ago
Why the kittens game? To demonstrate the effects of scale?
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by horatiocain 9y ago
Working at a company like this sounds like a nightmare hellscape and this guy should join a startup and enjoy life again.
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by horatiocain 9y ago
Hot damn dude, 14000000

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