goopypoop

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1.
by goopypoop 7mo ago
that's silly. obviously there's a missing apostrophe: " it's currently Flan Sam's at pokemon"
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by goopypoop 7mo ago
obligatory simpsons reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTLYris4kJU
3.
by goopypoop 7mo ago
thank god they're dormant eh
4.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
u wot m8
5.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
toroidal lasagne microwaves better
6.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
finally now i can kill pippin
7.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
see also Maniac Mansion Deluxe: a faithful remake of the original MM https://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/play/game/401/
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by goopypoop 8mo ago
usb mouse discovered
9.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
just until you get to upper management
10.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
worth a punt
11.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
pretty invasive to the microwave
12.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
well it's hard to find quality chamois these days, but tbf since i joined the human centipede i haven't looked back
13.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
I think you need to recalibrate because charmin is fucking lol
14.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
i knew i couldn't trust a coyote to mind my sack of flour
15.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
cows also seem to enjoy music
16.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
does Cordyceps use tools?
17.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
I dare you to sniff it
18.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
me too but I had to grow sideburns to cope with the wind
19.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
sounds like an app store
20.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
ignoring the banner is the same as agreeing to all the opt-out "legitimate interest" shit
21.
by goopypoop 8mo ago
beware the canadian amnesia spider
22.
by goopypoop 9mo ago
i have fond memories of my own decision to become a tosser
23.
by goopypoop 9mo ago
One does not simply "hire a plumber". You're suggesting to find, vet, arrange, brief, supervise, assess and pay a plumber. Your time is still gone and you still pay for materials and gas. Then you still might need to hire yet
24.
by goopypoop 9mo ago
just like "cruelty free" and "not tested on animals" in usa
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by goopypoop 9mo ago
art without will is like street vomit: it might be pretty but it's just lumps of old content arranged how you'd expect. less than food; more a waste than a triumph. and it always smells the same. the street vomit photographer is
26.
by goopypoop 9mo ago
why not stuff wads of hundreds into collection boxes?
27.
by goopypoop 9mo ago
you crack the ends of eggs?!
28.
by goopypoop 9mo ago
"You bet your ass we're all alike... We've been spoon fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... The bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadis
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by goopypoop 9mo ago
why throw mud into the water?
30.
by goopypoop 9mo ago
it's kafkaesque

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