entendre

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   by entendre 13y ago

   If you're determined to learn a foreign language its because you have social pressure to do so. Or because you can envision a career path that will allow you to use it. Or because you're a pedantic prick/prickess. But mostly
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   by entendre 13y ago

   Have fun commuting from Oakland or living with 4 bros on 100k. Middle class is, "can I have a kid comfortably?"
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   by entendre 13y ago

   Wellll, I don't wanna be a dick or nuthin' but it says on your chart that your shit's all fucked up. uh, you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded... What I'd do is just like... you know... huhuhhhuuh huhuh..
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   by entendre 13y ago

   When the intelligence community and the military has a social media platform I'll make sure my son loses some weight.
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   by entendre 13y ago

   I tip my fedora to you sir.
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   by entendre 13y ago

   I purchase my fever dreams in dogecoin.
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   by entendre 13y ago

   I think this is an excellent piece of journalism. I'm still digesting it. Its rather subdued and blunt. I don't know if its... layered... I don't know how I SHOULD feel about it... but I know that my first impression is that
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   by entendre 13y ago

   Disgruntled Braggart? Self important crony? Smarmy pill popping pedant? Help out here. I don't want to disappoint my audience.
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   by entendre 13y ago

   Do you have a pamphlet?
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    by entendre 13y ago

    Have you ever walked into a job that you thought would save your life and pull you out of a slew of bad breaks... your dream job? And then some miserable pissant with leverage over you and your position decides to make you a scapegoat? When
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    by entendre 13y ago

    I used to go tour Williamsburg as a child. I used to love the shot towers and the tricorns and the proximity to the beach. I used to love the ferrier and the the legislators and the town harlot. I had been to jamestown and I had been to my
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    by entendre 13y ago

    You cannot hack politics. The problem is the people.
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    by entendre 13y ago

    This is from April 1st, 2011. Why is this on hacker news today?
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    by entendre 13y ago

    They should hire this guy I know... to fix their site.
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    by entendre 13y ago

    How is this any different than the advent of "total war"? The threshold at which an intelligence apparatus aught to begin contingencies for defection should be somewhere around Dunbar's number, not the grand opening of bumble
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    by entendre 13y ago

    I know Angry guy! He sits next to Chatty Kathy! No one likes a Chatty Kathy.
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    by entendre 13y ago

    "I privately say to you, old friend... please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of early-blooming parentheses: (((())))."
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    by entendre 13y ago

    Real time data is useful for 2 reasons: A) Phonebanking redistributing your limited resources to GOTV on election day. B) Responding to incidents with legal council on the ground to contest potential fraud ASAP So how does fraud detection w
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    by entendre 13y ago

    The hidden premise of that, of course, is that we're done studying physics. Or the brain.
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    by entendre 13y ago

    relevant xkcd: http://xkcd.com/1205/
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    by entendre 13y ago

    Its easy. You want to improve public perception of your illegal acts? Halve your budget. You'd be surprised what a lean and seemingly innocuous agency can get away with as opposed to a sprawling power-money-manpower hungry behemoth.
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    by entendre 13y ago

    public function getYourPitchforks($year, $money, $housing, $safety, $politics, $scapegoat) { if($politics[$year]['money'] > $politics[$year-1]['money']){ unset($scapegoat[$politics['id']]); ksort($scapegoat[
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    by entendre 13y ago

    There are (in the software world) far more instances of bosses who hire you to build a brick wall without the money to do so and put you on net 60 hoping they'll somehow come up with the money by the end. The more likely scenario in so
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    by entendre 13y ago

    >> When through technology I gain access to private data, I will respect privacy and will not abuse the information at hand. Bob and Alice both volunteered to read Hillary's and Marco Rubio's donation plea script which conta
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    by entendre 13y ago

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lmgtfy.com&l=1
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    by entendre 13y ago

    reorganize settings. Either A) organize them into sections based on the service they're related to such as chat, mail, google+ or better yet, provide a search feature to find the setting you want. Without googling it, block a user on c
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    by entendre 13y ago

    Thanks, Sid Dabster
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    by entendre 13y ago

    Sure, let me just see if Millie has the budget for a Rails app to run her blog with a paypal button selling beads, hand blown glass lampshades, random antiques, and beanie baby collection. Because I bet she can afford a wordpress skin and s
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    by entendre 13y ago

    When coca cola tells me to smile in an advertisement I don't get a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart for their advertising team that agonized for weeks over just the right kind of generic appeal to get me to drink more sugar water.
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    by entendre 13y ago

    1) I don't know what country you're from, but in America here is how it works: In general, competitive colleges require at least two years of foreign language classes in high school. Stanford would like to see three or more years,