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by blipvert 9d ago
TL;DR - he has 99 problems, but a witch ain’t one. I’ll see myself out.
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by blipvert 11d ago
They realised that gender affirming care is something that they were against?
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by blipvert 17d ago
How do you feel about a huge ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the ultraverse?
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by blipvert 17d ago
No thanks - I’ll keep my human rights, thank you.
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by blipvert 23d ago
Hi, Dan from Red Bull here - would you be interested in being one of our brand ambassadors?
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by blipvert 27d ago
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a fully laden Honda Civic
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by blipvert 29d ago
Like the way that they shipped ‘95 without a browser?
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by blipvert 1mo ago
Has he held a surgery, though? Photo ops are all vey well.
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by blipvert 1mo ago
Jaywick is possibly the area in the UK most dependent on benefits handouts. Good luck with the guy who wants to slash your benefits, people.
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by blipvert 1mo ago
Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid And if the standards committee sees fit he will be doing it again soon.
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by blipvert 1mo ago
I suppose that to make it slightly less tedious we could just refer to the version using the number of significant digits: 10
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by blipvert 1mo ago
I wonder where that guy lives now
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by blipvert 1mo ago
Nice timing! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c9q91dnljpeo
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by blipvert 2mo ago
You are Brian Bilston, and I claim my £5
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by blipvert 2mo ago
Now it’s our turn to embrace, extend …
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by blipvert 2mo ago
The Glaswegian would be incorrect in his insistence: https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/explainers/what-is-legal-ten...
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by blipvert 2mo ago
There’s also the amazing Crossness, which does have occasional steaming days. And if you’re in Manchester the Museum of Science and Industry has a great collection of small and large engines which they run
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by blipvert 2mo ago
Not sure that I’d want to lie down with a book on a slab of concrete.
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by blipvert 2mo ago
Snails? These are MARINE snails, soldier! Oorah!
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by blipvert 2mo ago
You’re all set!
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by blipvert 3mo ago
Sounds a bit like the First System from Gancarz’s The Unix Philosophy.
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by blipvert 3mo ago
No, but the only two people that I personally know who voted for Brexit, my partner’s parents, were both retired. They did it as a protest because they never thought that it would pass. They immediately regretted it once my partner explaine
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by blipvert 3mo ago
Nigerian Prince scam 101. Just send another payment to cover disbursement costs and the money will be with you real soon now.
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by blipvert 3mo ago
Some brass neck coming from the Daily Mail who championed Andrew Wakefield.
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by blipvert 3mo ago
It’s bizarre that one needs to do all this via a keyboard/monitor interface. Nearly thirty years ago when I used to work on Silicon Graphics kit everything from powering on and off a server to installing the OS from scratch over the ne
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by blipvert 4mo ago
The college graduation version of the company owner speaking to an employee: “You see that Ferrari out there on the parking lot? If you work really, really hard this year and meet all of your targets, then next year I’ll be able to afford a
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by blipvert 4mo ago
I guess that “well” wouldn’t have sold many books.
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by blipvert 4mo ago
Reminds me of the quote in the original Westworld movie: “ These are highly complicated pieces of equipment… almost as complicated as living organisms. In some cases, they’ve been designed by other computers. We don’t know exactly how they
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by blipvert 4mo ago
And now for EU visitors to the US.
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by blipvert 4mo ago
I don’t think that the good guy/bad guy reputation referred to is solely about firing a couple thousand people.

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