assface

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by assface 5mo ago
> Just chiming in to say I don't care at all about accessibility See Rawls 'Original Position' on why you should care: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_position
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by assface 6mo ago
Has anybody recently interviewed Ian Curtis to get his thoughts about their shirt sales?
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by assface 2y ago
Bad name. Try again: https://www.firebolt.io/
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by assface 2y ago
This list is useless. What are the salient aspects of Python programs versus other programming langs/environments (e.g., Javascript, C++) that imposes different demands on a database system? The answer is 'nothing'. So just u
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by assface 3y ago
This professor has a PhD in lactating pigs, not computer science / ai. He should stay in his lane: https://inside.tamuc.edu/academics/cvsyllabi/cv/MummJared.pd...
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by assface 3y ago
Is it called "CozoDB" or Cozo? Your README is inconsistent.
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by assface 3y ago
> Shades of Basho Can you please explain? They just ran out of money. They never did a SPAC.
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by assface 4y ago
> I'm wondering if it would be worth skipping the SQL layer and compiling straight to the execution plan level. You have to join five tables in a query. What join order will you pick in your execution plan? Will you use the same ord
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by assface 4y ago
Stuff like this didn't help: https://web.archive.org/web/20201204090050/https://twitter.c...
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by assface 5y ago
RavenDB's response to this paper: https://ayende.com/blog/196161-C/re-are-you-sure-you-want-to...
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by assface 5y ago
Just ignore it.
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by assface 5y ago
> maybe zheap will help? According to Robert Haas, the zheap project is dead.
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by assface 5y ago
Pig Rescues Baby Goat https://youtube.com/watch?v=g7WjrvG1GMk
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by assface 5y ago
> Pretty much every film based on real people and events takes liberties in service of narrative flow and drama. Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story https://youtu.be/02-U9fHefPI
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by assface 5y ago
Everything you said sounds like Britton-Lee's database. What is new?
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by assface 5y ago
> that aims to surpass SQL in querying power. What makes your approach likely to succeed versus all previous attempts to supplant SQL in the last 40 years?
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by assface 5y ago
If this is shocking wait until you find out that a lot of banks still use IBM IMS. That's IBM's first database that they built for the government to track rocket parts for the Apollo moon mission.
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by assface 5y ago
> the lack of compelling Christian art in general the past 50 or 60 years What about all those Mel Gibson movies that you guys have?
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by assface 5y ago
Gold has material use. You can make things with it.
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by assface 5y ago
> Rather than a query planner, an interesting approach would be to expose the more stable part of the internals with a new language and let people roll their own query plans. Those that are ignorant of history are doomed to repeat it. Go
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by assface 6y ago
>The second one (mid 2000s) was a neat physical storage trick, which should have been a feature of a database system, not an excuse for building a new one. Can you say what database this was? Akiban? SchoonerSQL?
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by assface 6y ago
There is a reason why IBM still makes a lot of money on IMS.
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Firebolt: New Cloud Data Warehouse Competition for Snowflake/Redshift(firebolt.io)
2 points by assface 6y ago|0 comments
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by assface 7y ago
> The only somewhat recent new DB that comes to mind which had a really interesting model was RethinkDB In what way was it interesting? It was a document DBMS that supported MVCC.
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by assface 7y ago
"Is RethinkDB dead?" https://github.com/rethinkdb/rethinkdb/issues/6747#issuecomm... TLDR: They are hoping to announce a revival in the near future.
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by assface 7y ago
> 2. There will never be another generation (in the near future) like boomers who didn't grow up tech savvy You're living in a bubble.
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by assface 7y ago
> You can only spend so much money on drugs and sex. Speak for yourself.
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Carnegie Mellon's GPU/FPGA Accelerated Database Lectures(db.cs.cmu.edu)
1 points by assface 8y ago|0 comments
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by assface 8y ago
Mike Freedman is extra legit. There were rumors that he was going to be the 11th member of Wu Tang to replace ODB (RIP).
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by assface 8y ago
I have zero tolerance for racism. My family voted for Trump and they say racist things. I don't need that in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

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