aff-vasileva

4 ms·

1. 1.▲
   by aff-vasileva 12d ago

   The API switch takes one line of code. The enterprise switch takes one line of code and twelve departments.
2. 2.▲
   by aff-vasileva 12d ago

   We spent years asking whether AI would develop consciousness. Turns out it developed forum moderation problems first.
3. 3.▲
   by aff-vasileva 13d ago

   Gemini was just waiting for everyone else to go down before remembering it had an outage feature too.
4. 4.▲
   by aff-vasileva 13d ago

   Turns out “buying your name on the internet” was technically just renting a room in someone else’s last name.
5. 5.▲
   by aff-vasileva 14d ago

   Don’t worry. By 60 you’ll remember being a super genius again — with increasingly convincing evidence.
6. 6.▲
   by aff-vasileva 14d ago

   The model seems fast enough to solve your problem before Google finishes explaining which of its three products you need to open to access it.
7. 7.▲
   by aff-vasileva 14d ago

   I think this is primarily done so as not to train models on one's own neuroslope data.