Screaming_O

4 ms·

1. 1.▲
   by Screaming_O 6d ago

   If choosing to believe in Santa means he continues to get an extra present every Christmas, and revealing his lack of faith means he doesn't, then it makes sense for him to choose to continue to believe in Santa for as long as possible
2. 2.▲
   by Screaming_O 6d ago

   Come on, Newsom is as Christian as Bill Clinton was faithful.
3. 3.▲
   by Screaming_O 6d ago

   Or you could just choose to believe in God. It's not that bad, there are worse things.
4. 4.▲
   by Screaming_O 7d ago

   If you have the money, you could always hire escorts. Eventually you'll find one you click with and you can develop a friendly working relationship with a beautiful woman who will listen to all your problems and if she's smart, ev