MrGuts

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by MrGuts 12d ago
Human urine, otherwise known as Bud Lite.
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by MrGuts 3mo ago
"Updated COVID vaccines cut risk of hospital care, heart complications" All the more reason to ban COVID vaccinations.
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by MrGuts 3mo ago
"How did I get in this taxi?" "The door opened, and you got in."
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by MrGuts 6mo ago
I live in America, and even I want to skip America.
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by MrGuts 7mo ago
"Hey Pops! Let's run over there and infect some of those multicellular organisms!" "No, son, let's WALK over there and infect ALL those multicellular organisms."
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by MrGuts 7mo ago
Quick! Someone please call the HHS Secretary and have funding for this program cut to the bone!
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by MrGuts 8mo ago
And this is why China is the future, and the US is Argentina.
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by MrGuts 10mo ago
"A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies, the chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure..."
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by MrGuts 1y ago
Be sure to account for perturbations caused by alien influence.
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by MrGuts 1y ago
The meat that we moot is the doom that we deem.
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by MrGuts 1y ago
I wonder if they take human nominations? I know a few people who would make excellent emu scat.
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by MrGuts 1y ago
The Anna Karenina principle!
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by MrGuts 1y ago
Dude, you need to cut back a little on the ganja.
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by MrGuts 1y ago
"Hymn to Babylon, missing for a millennium, has been discovered" Oh great, just in time for the passage of an interstellar object and the Dalai Lama's reincarnation day.
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by MrGuts 1y ago
"When the sun dies, could life survive on the Jupiter ocean moon Europa?" The answer is yes, of course. Everyone on Europa is going to be fine.
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by MrGuts 1y ago
Then put in a support ticket, and we'll call you later.
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by MrGuts 1y ago
I think everyone in the world knows, at least: "kolme, kaksi, yksi, tuli!"
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by MrGuts 1y ago
Hold (what's left of) my beer.
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by MrGuts 1y ago
Be careful what you incentivize. It was the US decision to embargo powerful GPUs to China that resulted in DeepSeek. So I wonder if PO'ing the Canadians will result in a "Maple Valley" of some sort. The rest of the world can
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by MrGuts 1y ago
Have you taken a look at Ollama + Open-WebUI? This combo ticks off some items on your list, especially if you use the Dockerized versions.
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by MrGuts 2y ago
The fact that people who think they know it all really piss off those of us who do.
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by MrGuts 2y ago
joshc has gone to some trouble to rewrite "Golem XIV".
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by MrGuts 2y ago
"Mysterious Radiation Belts Detected Around Earth After Epic Solar Storm" I'm sure there was a 1950's sci-fi movie based on this premise.
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by MrGuts 2y ago
Eggs can be replaced in your diet simply by not eating eggs. Or maybe by eating extra oatmeal.
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by MrGuts 2y ago
I see that yet another person has yet to read "The New Cosmogony" by Stanislaw Lem. Those who do not read Lem are condemned to reinvent him. BTW, this may not count as a "theory", since it is not testable. It's more
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by MrGuts 2y ago
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by MrGuts 2y ago
"Rapidus Obruo", apply directly to the keel.
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by MrGuts 2y ago
Maybe we'll all get that bleach cleansing were promised, better than a vaccine I'm sure. Maybe we'll finally get those pills that makes dogs live longer.
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by MrGuts 2y ago
When people do not read Stanislaw Lem, they must reinvent him.
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by MrGuts 2y ago
How does a shot that prevents HIV fit in with the current Republican project of killing women and exposing everyone else to unchecked disease? It seems we are working to cross purposes here.

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