BobBagwill

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by BobBagwill 17d ago
I would suspect a firmware bug. Or a "Service Required" timer that was ignored.
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by BobBagwill 26d ago
With CRISPR and AI, sapient pearwood is just a few years out.
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by BobBagwill 1mo ago
That's what I do! I wear a 10K lumen headlamp and read my elephant folio of Finnegan's Wake aloud, so everyone can enjoy it!
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by BobBagwill 2mo ago
No, policing viruses is McAfee's job. :-)
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by BobBagwill 2mo ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_violence https://www.inkl.com/news/greek-monk-hospitalized-after-mona... https://indiahatelab.com/2025/12/02/armed-monk-ne
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by BobBagwill 2mo ago
Gee, I didn't know Moscul is helping the Romanian government too! :-)
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by BobBagwill 3mo ago
Then someone has to remember to buy them and take out the trash. The canonical solution is for you and your lazy roommates to eat straight from the pot over the sink. When done, fill the pot with water, to discourage the ants and roaches.
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by BobBagwill 3mo ago
TCBOO, AKA, the Highlander Conjecture.
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by BobBagwill 3mo ago
Good morning, Dave. As you requested, I was composing an email for your mother explaining why you couldn't to come over for dinner to meet the neighbor's daughter and I ran out of tokens. Since I know how important this task is to
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by BobBagwill 4mo ago
You're missing the obvious. Waymo trains with human driver data, and idiotic humans drive into deep water constantly. Oh, you want Waymo's to drive better than humans? Deep Thought paused for a moment's reflection. "Tri
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by BobBagwill 5mo ago
One of my roommates who was premed had a "hot car" poster as a motivational study aid. After a short term as a candy striper at a local hospital, he changed majors. The system works! ;-)
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by BobBagwill 5mo ago
If you can't arrest the human, arrest the vehicle. The vehicle is obviously guilty, and is not protected by the right to confront its accusers, which are also machines. Of course, with the advent of AI-enhanced surveillance and "
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by BobBagwill 5mo ago
Modern tech stacks always remind me of this cartoon: https://www.toontales.net/short/lumber-jerks/ Acme Toothpicks
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by BobBagwill 5mo ago
Today's free verse: Why can't people read stuff before commenting? Why can't people read stuff before? Why can't people read stuff? Why can't people read? Why can't people? Why can't? Why? ?
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by BobBagwill 5mo ago
This reminds me of the shim scene in "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".
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by BobBagwill 5mo ago
Too late for that. If you can't do it on a smart phone, it's not worth doing. And with AI, who needs a GUI? This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end
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by BobBagwill 6mo ago
Try giving this problem to different AI LLM chatbots: If I could make a rocket that could accelerate at 3 Gs for 10 years, how long would it take to travel from Earth to Alpha Centauri by accelerating at 3 Gs for half the time, then deceler
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by BobBagwill 6mo ago
I wonder if Fahrenheit 451 was banned too? Or maybe it was kept as a how-to manual?
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by BobBagwill 6mo ago
good athlete != good person good actor != good person good writer != good person good programmer != good person good person != nice person nice person != talented person TANJ TANSTAAFL SLATFATF
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by BobBagwill 6mo ago
Whan I go to the Stacioners, I ever aske for mitigated Gal and meteoric Iron fillings. I fynde that it maketh the derkest and most persistente inke. Make sure that thou onlie bye swan quill, not goose, and specifie that they sholde onlie be
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by BobBagwill 6mo ago
Hi Friend, are you looking for a <insert product>bottled water</>? Here are the top 1000 brands of delicious bottled water! Water is very good for you! You are an ugly bag of mostly water! You do not have to enter your
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by BobBagwill 6mo ago
Sorry, I meant to say ᬩᬸᬓᬸ.
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by BobBagwill 7mo ago
To make it more realistic, there should be multiple simultaneous AI-generated videos randomly playing with overlapping sound tracks. Obviously there's going to be a lot of competition for page space and attention in the future, so ads
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by BobBagwill 7mo ago
If most programming is <em>ShitWork ®</em> and most programmers are performing ShitWork and LLM's are good at ShitWork, then most programmers are out of a job. If those programmers can pivot to another non-Shi
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by BobBagwill 7mo ago
The idea that hardware costs matter most is idiotic^H^H^H^H^H^H^H silly. If you are buying a car, it matters, somewhat. If you are riding in a taxi or leasing a car, you are paying for a service. When you go to a restaurant, is their pro
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by BobBagwill 7mo ago
The potentially cool thing about LLM's is bootstrapping. No matter how much COBOL you wrote, COBOL didn't get better. LLM's can be used to make LLM's (and other software stuff) better. LLM's could be used to create
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by BobBagwill 7mo ago
Argghhh! When all ye got is a 300 Baud connection and a ASR-33, then ye be thanking your lucky stars for ed! And pray that the ribbon ain't worn out, and that the paper tape don't jam! A pox o' chads on your house, ya mewlin
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by BobBagwill 7mo ago
He hasn't been the same since the worm died. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasites_Lost
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by BobBagwill 7mo ago
You mean Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B?
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by BobBagwill 7mo ago
FTFY. I have created a font with a 1BP LLM inside which executes each time the glyph is rendered and figures out the appropriate representation. It will also recursively check the contents of the page and punch up the text. The LLM contain

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