Major dang: "I advise that this thread be shut down at once." Captain tomhow: "But everybody's having such a good time." Major dang: "Yes, much too good a tim

Major dang: "I advise that this thread be shut down at once." Captain tomhow: "But everybody's having such a good time." Major dang: "Yes, much too good a time. The discussion is to be closed." Captain tomhow: "But I have no excuse to close it." Major dang: "Find one." Captain tomhow: "Everybody is to leave immediately! This Hacker News discussion is closed until further notice! Clear the thread at once!" DonHopkins: "How can you shut us down? On what grounds?" Captain tomhow: "I am shocked -- shocked -- to find that films are being spoiled in here!" infotainment: "The ending you requested, sir." Captain tomhow: "Oh. Thank you very much. Everybody out at once!"