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That could be a funny-or-die kind of script. They find a Waymo car that is feeling outcast and looking for friendship so it joins a gang. The Waymo car is const

That could be a funny-or-die kind of script. They find a Waymo car that is feeling outcast and looking for friendship so it joins a gang. The Waymo car is constantly looking out for rival gang members while on the job, then swings by to pick up its fellow gang members for the hit, but then must obey all of the traffic laws during the get away.

sellmesoap 4d ago
Or worse the waymo gets put in to 'gang mode' by someone bribed on the inside, the car rolls the window down for the drive by, delivers the duffle bags of drugs, auto darkens the windows for a drive by kidnapping, think of the UX possibilities!
- bryanrasmussen 4d ago
  just needs to implement a shoot-first, verify later algorithm and everything is good to go! https://medium.com/luminasticity/the-illuminati-ganga-automated-drive-by-solution-23d82741e908 https://medium.com/luminasticity/the-illuminati-ganga-automa...
- Lifetrajectory 3d ago
  Even in the analog world, every situation can be exploited for criminal purposes. The Waymo initiative initially reduces the potential for harm. Is everything else just speculation?
  - sellmesoap 3d ago
    Well you can go in the direction of Cory Doctorow's Attack Surface where self driving cars are hacked to attack people, or openBSD is the OS of self driving cars and crime only receives placid self driven transport from the nice self driving cars and the proceeds and weapons of crime are carried in a way to avoid the scrutiny of the car's internal cameras. Or... there's so many cameras that crime evolves into micro-crime: the gamBean-o family resorts to fraudulent video surveillance attestation so they can build and use unauthorized micro drones to slip laxatives into the meals of their sworn enemies and rivals. It's fun to speculate :D
gwbas1c 4d ago
Self-driving cars don't "feel"
- dylan604 4d ago
  Charlie Brown says "oh good grief!" What part of funny-or-die suggested anything following should be taken seriously? You might be interested in reading about creative licensing, make believe, parody, or any other style.
DaSHacka 4d ago
You've almost perfectly described Delamain and his side missions from Cyberpunk 2077
- dylan604 3d ago
  YA example of there is no original idea left. However, I'm not a gamer and had no idea what Cyberpunk 2077 is/was without having to look it up. So at least I'm not guilty of absorbing all content on the planet and regurgitating it as if it were an original idea while charging you $20/month.

sellmesoap 4d ago

Or worse the waymo gets put in to 'gang mode' by someone bribed on the inside, the car rolls the window down for the drive by, delivers the duffle bags of drugs, auto darkens the windows for a drive by kidnapping, think of the UX possibilities!

bryanrasmussen 4d ago
just needs to implement a shoot-first, verify later algorithm and everything is good to go! https://medium.com/luminasticity/the-illuminati-ganga-automated-drive-by-solution-23d82741e908 https://medium.com/luminasticity/the-illuminati-ganga-automa...
Lifetrajectory 3d ago
Even in the analog world, every situation can be exploited for criminal purposes. The Waymo initiative initially reduces the potential for harm. Is everything else just speculation?
- sellmesoap 3d ago
  Well you can go in the direction of Cory Doctorow's Attack Surface where self driving cars are hacked to attack people, or openBSD is the OS of self driving cars and crime only receives placid self driven transport from the nice self driving cars and the proceeds and weapons of crime are carried in a way to avoid the scrutiny of the car's internal cameras. Or... there's so many cameras that crime evolves into micro-crime: the gamBean-o family resorts to fraudulent video surveillance attestation so they can build and use unauthorized micro drones to slip laxatives into the meals of their sworn enemies and rivals. It's fun to speculate :D

gwbas1c 4d ago

Self-driving cars don't "feel"

dylan604 4d ago
Charlie Brown says "oh good grief!" What part of funny-or-die suggested anything following should be taken seriously? You might be interested in reading about creative licensing, make believe, parody, or any other style.

DaSHacka 4d ago

You've almost perfectly described Delamain and his side missions from Cyberpunk 2077

dylan604 3d ago
YA example of there is no original idea left. However, I'm not a gamer and had no idea what Cyberpunk 2077 is/was without having to look it up. So at least I'm not guilty of absorbing all content on the planet and regurgitating it as if it were an original idea while charging you $20/month.