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The sloth was returned to his owner and I did tip him. That kid is probably still prowling the Amazon (as an adult now), looking for sucker tourists like me.
by xrd 1mo ago
The sloth was returned to his owner and I did tip him. That kid is probably still prowling the Amazon (as an adult now), looking for sucker tourists like me.
- breppp 1mo agoYou probably should have taken the kid to small claims, that was extortion
- transcriptase 1mo agoGreat way to end up on the no-sloth list
- lifestyleguru 1mo agoOn a list sold out later to a most vicious data broker after their boat-sloth enterprise went out of business.
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- preg_match 29d agoPut the sloth between me and the kid and let the sloth choose. It's the only fair way to do it!
- RajT88 29d agoShould have kept the sloth.
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- qlte 29d agoShouldn’t have accepted the sloth in the first place. They may look cute and docile, but also have a panic reflex to grab onto the nearest tree-like thing they can feel with their claws, including their would-be attacker. Or if they just feel like they’re about to fall off their “tree” since they have horrible eyesight and get confused easily. Which then leads to a cycle of pain and violence as they just dig-in harder and harder while trying to free them and/or fling them around wildly due to the human's “get this thing off me” response to sharp claws digging into their flesh. There are some painful-to-watch videos on YouTube of this phenomenon from unsuspecting passersby tying to “help” them off the road/beach/etc and ultimately making things worse for everyone involved.
- danhodgins 29d agoFantastic hustle from the kid. Game recognize game.