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It seems most of these are the result of a poor application of a thesaurus with no regard to context, but here are some tortured phrase gems from these "gobbled
by tithe 2y ago
It seems most of these are the result of a poor application of a thesaurus with no regard to context, but here are some tortured phrase gems from these "gobbledygook sandwiches" [0]:
"artificial intelligence" => "counterfeit consciousness" / "man-made brainpower" / "fake knowledge"
"mean square error" => "mean square blunder"
"sensitive data" => "touchy information"
"signal to noise" => "flag to clamor"
"breast cancer" => "bosom peril"
"big data" => "huge information"
"ant colony" => "underground creepy crawly region"
"Navier-Stokes" => "Navier-Stocks"
"NP-hard" => "NP-difficult"
"end-users" => "stop-customers"
"phising attack" => "phishing assault"
"emission of CO2" => "excretion of CO2"
"deep learning" => "profound education"
"decision tree" => "choice bush"
"system failure" => "framework disappointment"
"real time" => "genuine time"
"fuzzy logic" => "feathery rationale"
"child nodes" => "tyke hubs"
"state-of-the-art" => "United States of America-of-the-cleverness"
"directional (graph) axes" => "directional tomahawks"
"magic mushrooms" => "wizardry mushrooms"
"max pooling" => "Georgia home boy pooling" (!?)
"malicious parties" => "compromising get-togethers"
[0] https://dbrech.irit.fr/pls/apex/f?p=9999:5 https://dbrech.irit.fr/pls/apex/f?p=9999:5
- vsnf 2y agoI actually love counterfeit consciousness as a way to describe AI as we have it presently.
- userbinator 2y agoI like "counterfeit consciousness", it's catchy and probably captures the sentiment of those who are anti-AI. "excretion of CO2" reminds us that biological processes also emit it.
- voganmother42 2y ago"choice bush" is amazing, and I like to think describes a particular class of decision shrubs.
- deadbabe 2y agoBetter to be a programmer in a garden, than a gardener in a program.
- tithe 2y ago"I arrange, design, and sell (decision) shrubberies!"
- tbrownaw 2y agoThat one is something you get from a high-end landscaper.
- jsemrau 2y agoThere is some Monty Python joke about shrubbery somewhere in there.
- unixhero 2y agoChoice bush? What it's like to shop at Amazon?
- rodface 2y agoI think you win the comment thread
- labster 2y agoI thought all of the peer reviewers were stuck in their tusk material skyscrapers, but I guess not. That’s how the biscuit disintegrates.
- ssss11 2y agoDirectional tomahawks lmao!
- bhaney 2y ago> (!?) "Georgia home boy" and "max" are both slang terms for the drug gamma hydroxybutyrate
- JumpCrisscross 2y agoBosom peril! Wizard shrooms!