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> Wishing you were the one making six fixture for 2 - 6 hour days? I am one of these people. While I do earn a stupid amount of money in the financial sector,
by livinginfear 3y ago
> Wishing you were the one making six fixture for 2 - 6 hour days?
I am one of these people. While I do earn a stupid amount of money in the financial sector, the reality for me isn't really that enviable. I do about 3 hours of honest work per day, but the other hours of the day aren't spent with my feet up on the beach. They're spent waiting. They're spent negotiating with pointy-haired managers to unblock me, or arguing with peabrained bodyshop engineers about the utility of totally uncontroversial concepts like unit-testing. They're spent jiggling the mouse every few minutes so that my status doesn't go yellow on Microsoft Teams. If I got to take my '3 honest hours of work' in a single block, and then log off, I'd be content. Except that the few honest hours of work the bank wrings out of me are spaced out over 9 agonising hours a day, interspersed with pointless corporate garbage like "Agile"(tm) cargo-cult meetings.
I pay my mortgage, but I hate my career.
- lll-o-lll 3y agoYou know, it’s pretty trivial to automate that mouse jiggle…
- livinginfear 3y agoI know. Some people have bought "Mouse Jigglers", and so on to do this. I cringe when I see people buy weird USB devices on eBay for this purpose. Who knows what lurks in the firmware of those things. Some people even buy little hardware turntables that physically jiggle the mouse every so often. On an SOE laptop with all kinds of corporate spyware, you'd have to be pretty game to install a driver to automate the task.
- jdefr89 3y agoWindows supplies an API call, SendInput() I believe lol. You can write a script in a couple minutes.
- baq 3y agoIf it’s a bank, you can be pretty sure another bored to death IT security dude will find it and it’ll be the highlight of the month. The turntable idea is quite good imho. Could also repurpose a toy robot or something.
- pizzaknife 3y agoif you enjoy videogames... i have a wooden dowel that might interest you....
- fragmede 3y agoUSB devices purporting to be a mouse or other human interface device (HID) don't need drivers as there's a spec they follow.
- livinginfear 3y agoYes, they should be class compliant devices. When I mentioned drivers I was talking about the possibility of an alternate driver that would simulate the 'jiggling'. I was just throwing one possibility out there. Mainly just to illustrate the point that anything running on your PC would be subject to some scrutiny from the bank.
- fragmede 3y agoAh, apologies. I misread your comment. If you wanted to know the jiggler is safe, "just" write your own firmware and program a micro to do it.
- joseda-hg 3y agoYou could just plug it into something like a USB Data Blocker, or to a powerbank, that way you don't even have to plug it anywhere in the office