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Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC tweets and it became a VC

263 points by nloui 7y ago

nloui 7y ago
Parrot.vc is a bot trained on tens of thousands of VC tweets that uses predictive text to generate amazing, new startup advice. Share your favorites! Gavin Belson - hit me up, this is the perfect acquisition for Hooli. PS - you can follow Parrot.vc on Twitter as well (https://twitter.com/parrot_vc https://twitter.com/parrot_vc)
- smacktoward 7y ago
  Is the source code available anywhere? I’ve been mulling over a similar project but don’t have a lot of ML experience myself, would be great to look at the innards of a working example...
  - rpvnwnkl 7y ago
    This blog post and associated github give a good enough intro to get simple examples working: http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/ http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/
  - pequalsnp 7y ago
    An easy way to get started that doesn't use pure ML is Markovify [1]. I used it for a couple of projects last year. [1] - https://github.com/jsvine/markovify https://github.com/jsvine/markovify
  - nloui 7y ago
    I may open source it. It's pretty easy to get started if you leverage pre-existing libraries for Markov chains and Twitter ingestion.
- tlrobinson 7y ago
  Now do it with Hacker News comments!
  - umvi 7y ago
    "In other news, water is wet" "This has been known for 10 years, this is not a new discovery" "Title is clickbait, can someone please update it?"
  - jraph 7y ago
    It exists. :-) hncynic: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19694578 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19694578
  - zhte415 7y ago
    This is the sort of thing that I'm hoping to see, especially with the recent "Show HN".
Rainymood 7y ago
>I was trying to make a profit is pretty constraining. You have to satisfy customers or you go out of business. [1] Hehe this one was pretty good. [1] https://www.parrot.vc/-LuhxfJS6wU2jI7ulPj0 https://www.parrot.vc/-LuhxfJS6wU2jI7ulPj0 via @parrot_vc
whalesalad 7y ago
I clicked through like 15 of these and they were all pretty nonsensical. Not sure if this is more damning of tweets from VC's or the bot itself...
- barkingcat 7y ago
  It's damning of VC's. Most VC tweets pretty much look like that.
- nloui 7y ago
  Haha I'm sure it's somewhere in the middle. Never said it was the smartest algorithm. If you hover over the VC's name, it'll show the actual tweet that was sampled.
  - NoodleIncident 7y ago
    Feature request: highlight the sampled text in the generated tweet when you hover over each source? Seems like you're 90% there
  - whalesalad 7y ago
    You wouldn't happen to be from the La Cañada area of SoCal would you?
    - nloui 7y ago
      Born and raised!
      - whalesalad 7y ago
        I’m pretty sure I used to see a physical therapist as a kid who knew you well. She knew I was building websites and told me about you and what you were working on. If I remember correctly you used to be quite stoked about Coldfusion. What a small world!
        7y ago
zitterbewegung 7y ago
How does it work?
- nloui 7y ago
  It's a markov chain trained on around 65,000 tweets from around 50 VC's.
  - minimaxir 7y ago
    You really need to say that explicitly somewhere. The "I forced a bot" phrasing used in the current HN title is a clickbait trope that's not applicable here, and those "I forced a bot" scripts from Keaton Patti have spread misinformation on how AI text-generation works.
  - zitterbewegung 7y ago
    Hi, can you make the tweets available?
- joeblau 7y ago
  I would be interesting to see this trained using GPT-2.
  - zitterbewegung 7y ago
    I can do this. Need the author to give me the dataset.
tempsy 7y ago
I didn't think any of the ones I saw made remote sense, as someone who follows a decent # of VCs on Twitter...
mushufasa 7y ago
"I stand with the people of China and that they need to hire researchers to design some new architecture, or anything extremely fancy." This is amazing. Reminds me of the postmodernism generator: http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/ http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/
- dozzman 7y ago
  I just got the same one... Are they pre-generated maybe? Edit: Link: https://www.parrot.vc/-LvAxcZD23ySp2dL0sZw https://www.parrot.vc/-LvAxcZD23ySp2dL0sZw
  - nloui 7y ago
    They generate on a cron job every 15 minutes and I also pass the site through a Cloudflare cache because I'm cheap and the actual code runs on a $5 DigitalOcean box :-)
    - codetrotter 7y ago
      Pre-generated is fine but could you change the text on the button that says “generate” to something else then?
    - apsdsm 7y ago
      That’s not cheap: that’s smart. Knowing this makes me like the whole thing even more.
    - raverbashing 7y ago
      So, it's webscale already. VCs will love this! /s
  - codetrotter 7y ago
    Me too. They must be.
  - guelo 7y ago
    Me three.
dondudu 7y ago
> Income inequality is an enormous problem. What do you use it for? ... this is amazing.
- nloui 7y ago
  Hah oh jeez.
- other_herbert 7y ago
  "Maybe in some niche B2B fields I don't know your people just randomly die in your house while you are there." I hope these weren't related
metasj 7y ago
Now train a second bot on parrot.vc advice to make bets via MicroVentures...
- nloui 7y ago
  Perfect - starting the AngelList syndicate right now. Haha
branon 7y ago
what is a VC? > Canceling sneaky charges is one of the most predictable but consequential developments of the 2020s. this is pretty cool.
- wtracy 7y ago
  Venture capitalist. Someone who invests in startups.
corodra 7y ago
Great, congrates, sounds like your bot is going to be the first computer program to demand worker's rights and protection from cruel and unusual punishment. But seriously wanted to say it's pretty stellar and so far none of these seem "bot" like. They read pretty genuine... which says a lot of how idiotic a lot of these VCs are.
KhoomeiK 7y ago
> "if you have a 1000X returner, then that is still pretty good. VC is asymmetric. You don't try to get 9 out of 10." Vaguely meaningful.
mef 7y ago
Capital is in such oversupply that you have to lock down the system from yourself to credibly tell customers you won't screw them over. https://www.parrot.vc/-Luq3q03hYSF0vm4mVUb https://www.parrot.vc/-Luq3q03hYSF0vm4mVUb
- mrtksn 7y ago
  I think this means that there's so much capital out there that you can operate without any profit until you dominate the market, so your users will effectively be convinced that you are a saint. Just remember to lock down the system from yourself and don't say anything that can break this illusion.
solso 7y ago
works well, it would have fooled me. The quotes are as bizarre as the real ones :-)
AWildC182 7y ago
Best I can tell from the bot's output, I guess VCs just run around on twitter doing nothing but providing inane drive-by commentary...
elamje 7y ago
“My long-promised current view of what I want to be remembered, the guy who invented the crapper rule.” ... A rogue philosopher VC “There’s nothing lean about spending 12-18 mo working hard to make a lot of money.“
rc-1140 7y ago
"Canceling sneaky charges is one of the most predictable but consequential developments of the 2020s"[0] Instantly reminded of all of the posts about ISPs and cellular carriers tacking on all sorts of goofy fees and their usual monetary "practices", felt it was especially relevant now that some of those fees are being exposed as being BS surcharges anyway. Can't name any sources off the top of my head but there was an article here on HN about it some months ago. [0] https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv6SAuk6w0OJpbhw22_ https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv6SAuk6w0OJpbhw22_
- nloui 7y ago
  Ugh my relationship with Spectrum
Bootwizard 7y ago
"With a powerful narrative, you should be able to go from raw materials to a launch ready vehicle in 60 days." If this isn't the best sign of the times, idk what is. Edit: This one killed me "VC is hard. This is a great fucking deck..."
- nloui 7y ago
  Hah that's pretty good
- haolez 7y ago
  It’s not worth the money, but if you have a 79 year old parent on twitter, you can send me their handle as a guideline for him.
- theli0nheart 7y ago
  Hmm, that's weird. I got the exact same phrases. Are these actually bot-generated in real-time or is the app just pulling from a set?
  - g4d 7y ago
    I also got "VC is hard. This is a great fucking deck..."
rogerkirkness 7y ago
> "Industrial farming is one of the days for me." - Jack Dorsey (?)
wyldfire 7y ago
> This will be one of the places technology is financed. But the future would be built somewhere else. > But the software market is about to get a lot out of drug experimentation but I would recommend those who want to work will need to work. Seems like overfitting a bit. But it's a super funny output.
NoodleIncident 7y ago
"I have nothing to do with startups but everything to do with my original statement." https://www.parrot.vc/-LumCfM7z4sQiNiXMJIU https://www.parrot.vc/-LumCfM7z4sQiNiXMJIU
- quaquaqua1 7y ago
  Mmmm, a time where I can appreciate recursion
mreome 7y ago
> It's sad when people don't understand the value of a program that targets them. I mean I do see the value, I just don't like floppy pizza. This one made me laugh.
sdegutis 7y ago
> You might want to go to work tomorrow, so... That suspense...
taigeair 7y ago
"I am now racking my brain to recall where I used to be a dissenter of highly remote teams. No more." https://www.parrot.vc/-LukH2OpIjNi3PhhChNI https://www.parrot.vc/-LukH2OpIjNi3PhhChNI
jjohansson 7y ago
“ Maybe in some niche B2B fields I don't know your people just randomly die in your house while you are there.” Amazing! Hahaha
anshublog 7y ago
"Ever since I left Facebook board, I have become convinced its the new diabetes." (Ok, I wrote that.)
papageek 7y ago
"Trading legally on inside information is one of the most valuable places on the Internet." https://www.parrot.vc/-Lutw051bTJRl4uGlK0i https://www.parrot.vc/-Lutw051bTJRl4uGlK0i -- wallstreetbets here I come!
JakeWesorick 7y ago
It looks like it uses tweets that were a reply to another tweet. This makes some of them read weird since there is missing context. I wonder what it would look like if it only used tweets that were original.
- nloui 7y ago
  Hmmm I hadn't thought of that. That's a great point.
allovernow 7y ago
Just to clarify, does VC stand for Venture Capitalist in this context?
- nloui 7y ago
  Yep!
charlesju 7y ago
This is hilarious. Can we get a blog on how you built it?
- nloui 7y ago
  Sure, definitely. Or just retrain Parrot on VC Medium articles and have it write itself :-)
  - charlesju 7y ago
    lolz
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corodra 7y ago
Okay, I've spent a little more time on this than I probably should have, but I think I realized something. The reason this works is mostly due to the VCs being generic in general. I've been reading the tweets they're based on and they're equally nonsense as the bot tweet. But bashing multiple tweets together, still produces something that's... coherent? I mean, yea, they're coherent. But it works because it lacks detail. There's almost no detail or focus on a concrete idea in any of these VC tweets. Everything is so damn vague and abstract in the original tweets, they can apply to anything or anyone. Thus, chopping and mixing them is meaningless, because they are void of meaning to begin with... Sort of the same way horoscopes work. They're pretty broad and the reader fills in the gaps and details. VCs talk like old gypsy fortune tellers... they're vague, tell you roughly what you'd like to hear and are generally useless sacks of breathing meat... Damn, that was a wild ride...
- yjhoney 7y ago
  Agreed. Most VCs are just that, useless sacks of breathing meat. For that reason, I've avoided them. Even during parties, I (unfairly) dismiss someone the moment I find out they are a VC and just invested in ...(insert famous tech here)... Based on personal experience, VCs are statistically more likely having a conversation with you thinking they are better than you the whole time (and therefore knows better). Not all VCs are like that, but unfortunately most of them are. Greedy, prideful people have caused me a great deal of suffering in my life and most VCs are just that.
  - macandcheese 7y ago
    I read this in Gilfoyle's voice.
    - chirau 7y ago
      "You mean Earning Man?"
  - ijiiijji1 7y ago
    There ought to be a VC shop named Hubris & Humble Pie LLP
pg_bot 7y ago
"I think this is God’s gift to me to understand that I'm not investing you if your idea doesn't slap, HARD." https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv-_lL5xTiAl_dpthO7 https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv-_lL5xTiAl_dpthO7
AdamTReineke 7y ago
Overtrained? This one just shows a snippet from the 3rd credited author. https://www.parrot.vc/-LuiS-9VuUs2-2aAPVKy https://www.parrot.vc/-LuiS-9VuUs2-2aAPVKy
madisonmay 7y ago
@nloui any chance you're willing to share your dataset? Would be fun to replicate this with GPT-2 fine-tuning instead of a Markov chain.
- nloui 7y ago
  Sure, I should be able to throw it onto a repo later.
  - madisonmay 7y ago
    Sweet! Looking forward to it.
  - heavyset_go 7y ago
    Ping this thread when you do!
georgewsinger 7y ago
VC twitter is excruciatingly cringe. I cannot imagine giving equity to these virtue signaling parrots.* The worst offenders are the people who - have never personally taken a company from zero to one (even worse: when they have internally taken a company from 1 to N, and think that qualifies them). - have a huge portfolio full of incremental companies - constantly talk about trends on Twitter - constantly talk about politics on Twitter - are not currently operating their own moonshot/Unicorn - are a bit too ridiculous when trying to hide their own greed - talk constantly about the importance of "mentoring" you, when really just wanting access to your company - have never actually taken a hard stand/risk on anything in their entire lives Imagine instead getting a small check from Elon Musk when he was operating at Tesla/SpaceX, or even from then-no-name Sam Altman when he was running Loopt (as Stripe did from both). These investors are great because you know they're going to soon step the fuck out of your way and focus on their own projects. They might also be able to actually help you when you need it (both parties respecting each other's scarce time). * Exceptions: PG, Naval, and part-time VC partners that actively operate their own companies.
- slap 7y ago
  The quoted long lines are unreadable on mobile unfortunately
  - StacyRoberts 7y ago
    Why does everyone bash the commenters for using these quotes instead of hn for not fixing it? It's not like it's hard to fix.
- smt88 7y ago
  > have never personally taken a company from zero to one I've met quite a few angels and VCs who have exactly one successful exit on their resume. Without more exits, the overwhelming likelihood is that the exit was luck. Like most humans, they fail to see the luck in their success and believe they know something about business that other people don't. They rely heavily on their experience and push their portfolio companies to make the same decisions they made. It's possible there's no formula for a great VC, and incentive structures make it unlikely that talented, visionary, humble people are in that role. If you know how to build things, why be a VC instead of building things?
andrewstuart 7y ago
All this needs is $1 billion ready to invest and seriously it's exactly the same as any other VC.
tomatotomato37 7y ago
A tweet with 26 separate inspirations: "Would love to hear a solution." (https://www.parrot.vc/-Luic4DYDS2sZZwQD5L- https://www.parrot.vc/-Luic4DYDS2sZZwQD5L-) I feel like there are multiple layers to this
psalminen 7y ago
> I would like to see if there’s demand. But I am talking about dead. As in no pulse. This one is too weird.
oxguy3 7y ago
"Thinking about diversity in terms of ethnicity, gender, and/or education status, you are leaving money on the table." Perfection.
themattress 7y ago
> Haha “I have a hard stop” is a great alternative to DUI. Truth
johnsoft 7y ago
> I don't think users will choose cross-platform over performance. I've got bad news for you…
HenriNext 7y ago
No, it didn't become VC, because it ain't giving me any moneys. I even said "AI" and refreshed my bank account balance, but still nothing.
threatofrain 7y ago
> The future isn't always like the past. Causal first principles thinking matters! Hmm...
ummonk 7y ago
How did you train it? Adversarial neural network? Markov chain?
wtracy 7y ago
Most of the ones I got looked like they were generated from replies to other tweets. The lack of context made them boring, even if that makes it easier to make them comprehensible. (I would love to see this experiment run on a dataset that filtered out reply tweets.) But then, it have me this gem: "It's sad when people don't understand the value of a program that targets them. I mean I do see the value, I just don't like floppy pizza."
ykevinator 7y ago
This is excellent.
XorNot 7y ago
I want to set this up as a chat-bot and have it randomly dispense wisdom in the main channel.
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edoceo 7y ago
How can I hire this person?
jszymborski 7y ago
"Income inequality is an enormous problem. What do you use it for?" Some of this stuff is gold
ericjang 7y ago
"I have nothing to do with startups but everything to do with my original statement." Source: https://www.parrot.vc/-LumCfM7z4sQiNiXMJIU https://www.parrot.vc/-LumCfM7z4sQiNiXMJIU
Archit3ch 7y ago
> Notice I didn't say the users had to use the fact that prior financings are used as comps for other financings. Ingenious. My favourite Markov chain is the one trained on Puppet documentation and the works of H.P. Lovecraft.
andrewflnr 7y ago
Ed: rm useless "bug" report. oh lord. > I believe that being more at peace in the present would have given me greater patience and ability to be more wordy in order to seem genuine? A bot talking about how to seem more genuine. By being wordy, in an awkwardly long sentence. The irony burns. https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv4C1NRdxJrut8qiuK_ https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv4C1NRdxJrut8qiuK_
voidhorse 7y ago
« Yes. The solution is not to be best at XY & Z, it's to continue to build a list of VC’s who are “next level” value add. » This one was especially rich since it points to the genrator’s oncoming sentinence
paulgrahamisvc 7y ago
So lots of people in this thread that realize vcs are supercilious talking heads. Why does Paul graham, the blogger who claimed Microsoft is dead and that lisp , which btw is untyped and slower than maybe even Go, is a competitive badvantage get admiration? Is it just by the wannabes?
- tomhoward 7y ago
  Lisp was a competitive advantage for the company that made him rich in the mid-90s. He wouldn't claim it is for a new company starting out now. He later wrote that Python and Ruby were a competitive advantage. They wouldn't be now. But other languages/platforms are. His claim wasn't that Lisp is and will always be a competitive advantage, but that at any time, there is a powerful platform available that few developers/companies have embraced yet, but that could be a competitive advantage to a company that does. As for Microsoft, it still is dead in the sense that he articulated in that essay; it doesn't offer any novel/powerful/ubiquitous platforms that new companies could or should build new products/companies on. It barely exists as a mobile platform, nobody has built significant new companies out of Windows desktop software in years, and its cloud platform is just one of several, and far from the biggest/best. He never said it would go out of business, just that it would become a generic BigCo, which is exactly what it is. He also built a new type of investment company that invested in Airbnb, Dropbox, Twitch, Stripe and many other new startups, before any other VC would look at them, and at a tiny fraction of the valuation that other VCs would invest at. That investment model he pioneered has since been imitated countless times around the world - unsuccessfully, in most cases, because he did such a good job that others couldn't seriously compete. With all that said, I think there's plenty he's been wrong about, but he's been right about the most important stuff, and deserves admiration for that.
  - paulgrahamisvc 7y ago
    You do realize that Microsoft is the company that holds the Guinness record for fastest selling electronic product and that was after the smuglord "essay". Ms cloud is 2nd after aws and fast catching up. You're an ignormaous clearly.
superasn 7y ago
> "the bear is sticky with honey" If you don't understand the tweets, it's because they have a deeper meaning.
manmeetsg 7y ago
This is great! Super similar to a project I put out 2 months ago: https://twitter.com/vctweetbot https://twitter.com/vctweetbot
- manmeetsg 7y ago
  Documentation here: https://manmeet.substack.com/p/vctweetbot https://manmeet.substack.com/p/vctweetbot
uoaei 7y ago
"In general, I think it's better to focus on everything else. How can we solve this?"
rolltiide 7y ago
I wish this thing would close its quotes and parenthesis
kccqzy 7y ago
> Good news to wake up to the fact that ISAs without safeguards are naturally regressive. Hmm. Very interesting. Maybe we should in fact have more exceptions in the ISA and let there be more context switches to the kernel.
bencollier49 7y ago
Ooh, this is interesting. Were all the VCs you used from outside the EU? Because this seems to contain personal data, names etc. and raises the interesting question of the compatibility of some ML with GDPR.
birracerveza 7y ago
> Just read the article in the Financial Times said Silicon Valley's most valuable lesson is to focus on women attendees. This is perfect.
WMCRUN 7y ago
Two favorites: “Billionaires" has nothing to do with those who can’t graduate to higher wage jobs from that starting point. 50% of millennials want to be heard and appreciated.
ryanmercer 7y ago
Thank you for sharing this, some of these are pure gold. This one is just fun - "Sorkin is going to have a custom GIF library curated by @jposhaughnessy." These sound like fodder for an insider trading prosecution: - "Saved a man going into an interview with that. One of my favorite funds rn." - "Amazing company. I was thinking more in terms of deploying, deleting, etc." - "Canceling sneaky charges is one of the most predictable but consequential developments of the 2020s." - "YC partners know, because they get around advertising, because a lot of material on this." - "Could agree more. Have looked at a bunch of #rockstarninjas but ended up with a bigger bag of money they will leave you to secure the bag."

263 points by nloui 7y ago

Parrot.vc is a bot trained on tens of thousands of VC tweets that uses predictive text to generate amazing, new startup advice. Share your favorites! Gavin Belson - hit me up, this is the perfect acquisition for Hooli. PS - you can follow Parrot.vc on Twitter as well (https://twitter.com/parrot_vc https://twitter.com/parrot_vc)

smacktoward 7y ago
Is the source code available anywhere? I’ve been mulling over a similar project but don’t have a lot of ML experience myself, would be great to look at the innards of a working example...
- rpvnwnkl 7y ago
  This blog post and associated github give a good enough intro to get simple examples working: http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/ http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/
- pequalsnp 7y ago
  An easy way to get started that doesn't use pure ML is Markovify [1]. I used it for a couple of projects last year. [1] - https://github.com/jsvine/markovify https://github.com/jsvine/markovify
- nloui 7y ago
  I may open source it. It's pretty easy to get started if you leverage pre-existing libraries for Markov chains and Twitter ingestion.
tlrobinson 7y ago
Now do it with Hacker News comments!
- umvi 7y ago
  "In other news, water is wet" "This has been known for 10 years, this is not a new discovery" "Title is clickbait, can someone please update it?"
- jraph 7y ago
  It exists. :-) hncynic: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19694578 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19694578
- zhte415 7y ago
  This is the sort of thing that I'm hoping to see, especially with the recent "Show HN".

Rainymood 7y ago

>I was trying to make a profit is pretty constraining. You have to satisfy customers or you go out of business. [1] Hehe this one was pretty good. [1] https://www.parrot.vc/-LuhxfJS6wU2jI7ulPj0 https://www.parrot.vc/-LuhxfJS6wU2jI7ulPj0 via @parrot_vc

whalesalad 7y ago

I clicked through like 15 of these and they were all pretty nonsensical. Not sure if this is more damning of tweets from VC's or the bot itself...

barkingcat 7y ago
It's damning of VC's. Most VC tweets pretty much look like that.
nloui 7y ago
Haha I'm sure it's somewhere in the middle. Never said it was the smartest algorithm. If you hover over the VC's name, it'll show the actual tweet that was sampled.
- NoodleIncident 7y ago
  Feature request: highlight the sampled text in the generated tweet when you hover over each source? Seems like you're 90% there
- whalesalad 7y ago
  You wouldn't happen to be from the La Cañada area of SoCal would you?
  - nloui 7y ago
    Born and raised!
    - whalesalad 7y ago
      I’m pretty sure I used to see a physical therapist as a kid who knew you well. She knew I was building websites and told me about you and what you were working on. If I remember correctly you used to be quite stoked about Coldfusion. What a small world!
      - 7y ago

zitterbewegung 7y ago

How does it work?

nloui 7y ago
It's a markov chain trained on around 65,000 tweets from around 50 VC's.
- minimaxir 7y ago
  You really need to say that explicitly somewhere. The "I forced a bot" phrasing used in the current HN title is a clickbait trope that's not applicable here, and those "I forced a bot" scripts from Keaton Patti have spread misinformation on how AI text-generation works.
- zitterbewegung 7y ago
  Hi, can you make the tweets available?
joeblau 7y ago
I would be interesting to see this trained using GPT-2.
- zitterbewegung 7y ago
  I can do this. Need the author to give me the dataset.

tempsy 7y ago

I didn't think any of the ones I saw made remote sense, as someone who follows a decent # of VCs on Twitter...

mushufasa 7y ago

"I stand with the people of China and that they need to hire researchers to design some new architecture, or anything extremely fancy." This is amazing. Reminds me of the postmodernism generator: http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/ http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

dozzman 7y ago
I just got the same one... Are they pre-generated maybe? Edit: Link: https://www.parrot.vc/-LvAxcZD23ySp2dL0sZw https://www.parrot.vc/-LvAxcZD23ySp2dL0sZw
- nloui 7y ago
  They generate on a cron job every 15 minutes and I also pass the site through a Cloudflare cache because I'm cheap and the actual code runs on a $5 DigitalOcean box :-)
  - codetrotter 7y ago
    Pre-generated is fine but could you change the text on the button that says “generate” to something else then?
  - apsdsm 7y ago
    That’s not cheap: that’s smart. Knowing this makes me like the whole thing even more.
  - raverbashing 7y ago
    So, it's webscale already. VCs will love this! /s
- codetrotter 7y ago
  Me too. They must be.
- guelo 7y ago
  Me three.

dondudu 7y ago

> Income inequality is an enormous problem. What do you use it for? ... this is amazing.

nloui 7y ago
Hah oh jeez.
other_herbert 7y ago
"Maybe in some niche B2B fields I don't know your people just randomly die in your house while you are there." I hope these weren't related

metasj 7y ago

Now train a second bot on parrot.vc advice to make bets via MicroVentures...

nloui 7y ago
Perfect - starting the AngelList syndicate right now. Haha

branon 7y ago

what is a VC? > Canceling sneaky charges is one of the most predictable but consequential developments of the 2020s. this is pretty cool.

wtracy 7y ago
Venture capitalist. Someone who invests in startups.

corodra 7y ago

Great, congrates, sounds like your bot is going to be the first computer program to demand worker's rights and protection from cruel and unusual punishment. But seriously wanted to say it's pretty stellar and so far none of these seem "bot" like. They read pretty genuine... which says a lot of how idiotic a lot of these VCs are.

KhoomeiK 7y ago

> "if you have a 1000X returner, then that is still pretty good. VC is asymmetric. You don't try to get 9 out of 10." Vaguely meaningful.

mef 7y ago

Capital is in such oversupply that you have to lock down the system from yourself to credibly tell customers you won't screw them over. https://www.parrot.vc/-Luq3q03hYSF0vm4mVUb https://www.parrot.vc/-Luq3q03hYSF0vm4mVUb

mrtksn 7y ago
I think this means that there's so much capital out there that you can operate without any profit until you dominate the market, so your users will effectively be convinced that you are a saint. Just remember to lock down the system from yourself and don't say anything that can break this illusion.

solso 7y ago

works well, it would have fooled me. The quotes are as bizarre as the real ones :-)

AWildC182 7y ago

Best I can tell from the bot's output, I guess VCs just run around on twitter doing nothing but providing inane drive-by commentary...

elamje 7y ago

“My long-promised current view of what I want to be remembered, the guy who invented the crapper rule.” ... A rogue philosopher VC “There’s nothing lean about spending 12-18 mo working hard to make a lot of money.“

rc-1140 7y ago

"Canceling sneaky charges is one of the most predictable but consequential developments of the 2020s"[0] Instantly reminded of all of the posts about ISPs and cellular carriers tacking on all sorts of goofy fees and their usual monetary "practices", felt it was especially relevant now that some of those fees are being exposed as being BS surcharges anyway. Can't name any sources off the top of my head but there was an article here on HN about it some months ago. [0] https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv6SAuk6w0OJpbhw22_ https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv6SAuk6w0OJpbhw22_

nloui 7y ago
Ugh my relationship with Spectrum

Bootwizard 7y ago

"With a powerful narrative, you should be able to go from raw materials to a launch ready vehicle in 60 days." If this isn't the best sign of the times, idk what is. Edit: This one killed me "VC is hard. This is a great fucking deck..."

nloui 7y ago
Hah that's pretty good
haolez 7y ago
It’s not worth the money, but if you have a 79 year old parent on twitter, you can send me their handle as a guideline for him.
theli0nheart 7y ago
Hmm, that's weird. I got the exact same phrases. Are these actually bot-generated in real-time or is the app just pulling from a set?
- g4d 7y ago
  I also got "VC is hard. This is a great fucking deck..."

rogerkirkness 7y ago

> "Industrial farming is one of the days for me." - Jack Dorsey (?)

wyldfire 7y ago

> This will be one of the places technology is financed. But the future would be built somewhere else. > But the software market is about to get a lot out of drug experimentation but I would recommend those who want to work will need to work. Seems like overfitting a bit. But it's a super funny output.

NoodleIncident 7y ago

"I have nothing to do with startups but everything to do with my original statement." https://www.parrot.vc/-LumCfM7z4sQiNiXMJIU https://www.parrot.vc/-LumCfM7z4sQiNiXMJIU

quaquaqua1 7y ago
Mmmm, a time where I can appreciate recursion

mreome 7y ago

> It's sad when people don't understand the value of a program that targets them. I mean I do see the value, I just don't like floppy pizza. This one made me laugh.

sdegutis 7y ago

> You might want to go to work tomorrow, so... That suspense...

taigeair 7y ago

"I am now racking my brain to recall where I used to be a dissenter of highly remote teams. No more." https://www.parrot.vc/-LukH2OpIjNi3PhhChNI https://www.parrot.vc/-LukH2OpIjNi3PhhChNI

jjohansson 7y ago

“ Maybe in some niche B2B fields I don't know your people just randomly die in your house while you are there.” Amazing! Hahaha

anshublog 7y ago

"Ever since I left Facebook board, I have become convinced its the new diabetes." (Ok, I wrote that.)

papageek 7y ago

"Trading legally on inside information is one of the most valuable places on the Internet." https://www.parrot.vc/-Lutw051bTJRl4uGlK0i https://www.parrot.vc/-Lutw051bTJRl4uGlK0i -- wallstreetbets here I come!

JakeWesorick 7y ago

It looks like it uses tweets that were a reply to another tweet. This makes some of them read weird since there is missing context. I wonder what it would look like if it only used tweets that were original.

nloui 7y ago
Hmmm I hadn't thought of that. That's a great point.

allovernow 7y ago

Just to clarify, does VC stand for Venture Capitalist in this context?

nloui 7y ago
Yep!

charlesju 7y ago

This is hilarious. Can we get a blog on how you built it?

nloui 7y ago
Sure, definitely. Or just retrain Parrot on VC Medium articles and have it write itself :-)
- charlesju 7y ago
  lolz

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corodra 7y ago

Okay, I've spent a little more time on this than I probably should have, but I think I realized something. The reason this works is mostly due to the VCs being generic in general. I've been reading the tweets they're based on and they're equally nonsense as the bot tweet. But bashing multiple tweets together, still produces something that's... coherent? I mean, yea, they're coherent. But it works because it lacks detail. There's almost no detail or focus on a concrete idea in any of these VC tweets. Everything is so damn vague and abstract in the original tweets, they can apply to anything or anyone. Thus, chopping and mixing them is meaningless, because they are void of meaning to begin with... Sort of the same way horoscopes work. They're pretty broad and the reader fills in the gaps and details. VCs talk like old gypsy fortune tellers... they're vague, tell you roughly what you'd like to hear and are generally useless sacks of breathing meat... Damn, that was a wild ride...

yjhoney 7y ago
Agreed. Most VCs are just that, useless sacks of breathing meat. For that reason, I've avoided them. Even during parties, I (unfairly) dismiss someone the moment I find out they are a VC and just invested in ...(insert famous tech here)... Based on personal experience, VCs are statistically more likely having a conversation with you thinking they are better than you the whole time (and therefore knows better). Not all VCs are like that, but unfortunately most of them are. Greedy, prideful people have caused me a great deal of suffering in my life and most VCs are just that.
- macandcheese 7y ago
  I read this in Gilfoyle's voice.
  - chirau 7y ago
    "You mean Earning Man?"
- ijiiijji1 7y ago
  There ought to be a VC shop named Hubris & Humble Pie LLP

pg_bot 7y ago

"I think this is God’s gift to me to understand that I'm not investing you if your idea doesn't slap, HARD." https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv-_lL5xTiAl_dpthO7 https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv-_lL5xTiAl_dpthO7

AdamTReineke 7y ago

Overtrained? This one just shows a snippet from the 3rd credited author. https://www.parrot.vc/-LuiS-9VuUs2-2aAPVKy https://www.parrot.vc/-LuiS-9VuUs2-2aAPVKy

madisonmay 7y ago

@nloui any chance you're willing to share your dataset? Would be fun to replicate this with GPT-2 fine-tuning instead of a Markov chain.

nloui 7y ago
Sure, I should be able to throw it onto a repo later.
- madisonmay 7y ago
  Sweet! Looking forward to it.
- heavyset_go 7y ago
  Ping this thread when you do!

georgewsinger 7y ago

VC twitter is excruciatingly cringe. I cannot imagine giving equity to these virtue signaling parrots.* The worst offenders are the people who - have never personally taken a company from zero to one (even worse: when they have internally taken a company from 1 to N, and think that qualifies them). - have a huge portfolio full of incremental companies - constantly talk about trends on Twitter - constantly talk about politics on Twitter - are not currently operating their own moonshot/Unicorn - are a bit too ridiculous when trying to hide their own greed - talk constantly about the importance of "mentoring" you, when really just wanting access to your company - have never actually taken a hard stand/risk on anything in their entire lives Imagine instead getting a small check from Elon Musk when he was operating at Tesla/SpaceX, or even from then-no-name Sam Altman when he was running Loopt (as Stripe did from both). These investors are great because you know they're going to soon step the fuck out of your way and focus on their own projects. They might also be able to actually help you when you need it (both parties respecting each other's scarce time). * Exceptions: PG, Naval, and part-time VC partners that actively operate their own companies.

slap 7y ago
The quoted long lines are unreadable on mobile unfortunately
- StacyRoberts 7y ago
  Why does everyone bash the commenters for using these quotes instead of hn for not fixing it? It's not like it's hard to fix.
smt88 7y ago
> have never personally taken a company from zero to one I've met quite a few angels and VCs who have exactly one successful exit on their resume. Without more exits, the overwhelming likelihood is that the exit was luck. Like most humans, they fail to see the luck in their success and believe they know something about business that other people don't. They rely heavily on their experience and push their portfolio companies to make the same decisions they made. It's possible there's no formula for a great VC, and incentive structures make it unlikely that talented, visionary, humble people are in that role. If you know how to build things, why be a VC instead of building things?

andrewstuart 7y ago

All this needs is $1 billion ready to invest and seriously it's exactly the same as any other VC.

tomatotomato37 7y ago

A tweet with 26 separate inspirations: "Would love to hear a solution." (https://www.parrot.vc/-Luic4DYDS2sZZwQD5L- https://www.parrot.vc/-Luic4DYDS2sZZwQD5L-) I feel like there are multiple layers to this

psalminen 7y ago

> I would like to see if there’s demand. But I am talking about dead. As in no pulse. This one is too weird.

oxguy3 7y ago

"Thinking about diversity in terms of ethnicity, gender, and/or education status, you are leaving money on the table." Perfection.

themattress 7y ago

> Haha “I have a hard stop” is a great alternative to DUI. Truth

johnsoft 7y ago

> I don't think users will choose cross-platform over performance. I've got bad news for you…

HenriNext 7y ago

No, it didn't become VC, because it ain't giving me any moneys. I even said "AI" and refreshed my bank account balance, but still nothing.

threatofrain 7y ago

> The future isn't always like the past. Causal first principles thinking matters! Hmm...

ummonk 7y ago

How did you train it? Adversarial neural network? Markov chain?

wtracy 7y ago

Most of the ones I got looked like they were generated from replies to other tweets. The lack of context made them boring, even if that makes it easier to make them comprehensible. (I would love to see this experiment run on a dataset that filtered out reply tweets.) But then, it have me this gem: "It's sad when people don't understand the value of a program that targets them. I mean I do see the value, I just don't like floppy pizza."

ykevinator 7y ago

This is excellent.

XorNot 7y ago

I want to set this up as a chat-bot and have it randomly dispense wisdom in the main channel.

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edoceo 7y ago

How can I hire this person?

jszymborski 7y ago

"Income inequality is an enormous problem. What do you use it for?" Some of this stuff is gold

ericjang 7y ago

"I have nothing to do with startups but everything to do with my original statement." Source: https://www.parrot.vc/-LumCfM7z4sQiNiXMJIU https://www.parrot.vc/-LumCfM7z4sQiNiXMJIU

Archit3ch 7y ago

> Notice I didn't say the users had to use the fact that prior financings are used as comps for other financings. Ingenious. My favourite Markov chain is the one trained on Puppet documentation and the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

andrewflnr 7y ago

Ed: rm useless "bug" report. oh lord. > I believe that being more at peace in the present would have given me greater patience and ability to be more wordy in order to seem genuine? A bot talking about how to seem more genuine. By being wordy, in an awkwardly long sentence. The irony burns. https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv4C1NRdxJrut8qiuK_ https://www.parrot.vc/-Lv4C1NRdxJrut8qiuK_

voidhorse 7y ago

« Yes. The solution is not to be best at XY & Z, it's to continue to build a list of VC’s who are “next level” value add. » This one was especially rich since it points to the genrator’s oncoming sentinence

paulgrahamisvc 7y ago

So lots of people in this thread that realize vcs are supercilious talking heads. Why does Paul graham, the blogger who claimed Microsoft is dead and that lisp , which btw is untyped and slower than maybe even Go, is a competitive badvantage get admiration? Is it just by the wannabes?

tomhoward 7y ago
Lisp was a competitive advantage for the company that made him rich in the mid-90s. He wouldn't claim it is for a new company starting out now. He later wrote that Python and Ruby were a competitive advantage. They wouldn't be now. But other languages/platforms are. His claim wasn't that Lisp is and will always be a competitive advantage, but that at any time, there is a powerful platform available that few developers/companies have embraced yet, but that could be a competitive advantage to a company that does. As for Microsoft, it still is dead in the sense that he articulated in that essay; it doesn't offer any novel/powerful/ubiquitous platforms that new companies could or should build new products/companies on. It barely exists as a mobile platform, nobody has built significant new companies out of Windows desktop software in years, and its cloud platform is just one of several, and far from the biggest/best. He never said it would go out of business, just that it would become a generic BigCo, which is exactly what it is. He also built a new type of investment company that invested in Airbnb, Dropbox, Twitch, Stripe and many other new startups, before any other VC would look at them, and at a tiny fraction of the valuation that other VCs would invest at. That investment model he pioneered has since been imitated countless times around the world - unsuccessfully, in most cases, because he did such a good job that others couldn't seriously compete. With all that said, I think there's plenty he's been wrong about, but he's been right about the most important stuff, and deserves admiration for that.
- paulgrahamisvc 7y ago
  You do realize that Microsoft is the company that holds the Guinness record for fastest selling electronic product and that was after the smuglord "essay". Ms cloud is 2nd after aws and fast catching up. You're an ignormaous clearly.

superasn 7y ago

> "the bear is sticky with honey" If you don't understand the tweets, it's because they have a deeper meaning.

manmeetsg 7y ago

This is great! Super similar to a project I put out 2 months ago: https://twitter.com/vctweetbot https://twitter.com/vctweetbot

manmeetsg 7y ago
Documentation here: https://manmeet.substack.com/p/vctweetbot https://manmeet.substack.com/p/vctweetbot

uoaei 7y ago

"In general, I think it's better to focus on everything else. How can we solve this?"

rolltiide 7y ago

I wish this thing would close its quotes and parenthesis

kccqzy 7y ago

> Good news to wake up to the fact that ISAs without safeguards are naturally regressive. Hmm. Very interesting. Maybe we should in fact have more exceptions in the ISA and let there be more context switches to the kernel.

bencollier49 7y ago

Ooh, this is interesting. Were all the VCs you used from outside the EU? Because this seems to contain personal data, names etc. and raises the interesting question of the compatibility of some ML with GDPR.

birracerveza 7y ago

> Just read the article in the Financial Times said Silicon Valley's most valuable lesson is to focus on women attendees. This is perfect.

WMCRUN 7y ago

Two favorites: “Billionaires" has nothing to do with those who can’t graduate to higher wage jobs from that starting point. 50% of millennials want to be heard and appreciated.

ryanmercer 7y ago

Thank you for sharing this, some of these are pure gold. This one is just fun - "Sorkin is going to have a custom GIF library curated by @jposhaughnessy." These sound like fodder for an insider trading prosecution: - "Saved a man going into an interview with that. One of my favorite funds rn." - "Amazing company. I was thinking more in terms of deploying, deleting, etc." - "Canceling sneaky charges is one of the most predictable but consequential developments of the 2020s." - "YC partners know, because they get around advertising, because a lot of material on this." - "Could agree more. Have looked at a bunch of #rockstarninjas but ended up with a bigger bag of money they will leave you to secure the bag."