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Silicon Valley refugees and people complaining about Bay Area prices, please note that this is 100% true. Portland will be completely wiped out within the next
by michaelvkpdx 11y ago
Silicon Valley refugees and people complaining about Bay Area prices, please note that this is 100% true. Portland will be completely wiped out within the next couple years by a giant earthquake followed by a Sasquatch Apocalypse.
Don't move here. You will die. But please visit and enjoy your stay!
Love, Portland
- protomyth 11y agoWell, the Sasquatch Apocalypse can be dealt with by having some good laws on the books, and this book should help: http://www.amazon.com/The-Emergency-Sasquatch-Ordinance-Actually/dp/1627222693 http://www.amazon.com/The-Emergency-Sasquatch-Ordinance-Actu...
- callmeed 11y agoAlso, please don't move to San Luis Obispo / Avila Beach. We have a nuclear power plant on a bluff near a fault line. Come visit though. We have great tri-tip and outdoor activities.
- dnautics 11y agonot only that, it's called "diabolo canyon". I mean talk about tempting fate.
- Mtinie 11y agoAt the end of the road through Montaña de Oro State Park there's a warning siren[1] that will go off if there's a problem at the Diablo Canyon facility. Every time I get out there and see it there's a part of me that expects it to start to blare... and I'm totally glad when I'm "disappointed" and it doesn't. [1] http://www.andremount.net/vanstravaganza_iii_2010/images/fullsize/IMG_1350.jpg http://www.andremount.net/vanstravaganza_iii_2010/images/ful...
- callmeed 11y agoIts fun when they test the sirens a couple times a year ...