Speaking as a rockstar bacon ninja Viking pirate robot code fu guru unicorn damn hell aged and wise app developer, many of these problems could be mitigated or

Speaking as a rockstar bacon ninja Viking pirate robot code fu guru unicorn damn hell aged and wise app developer, many of these problems could be mitigated or eliminated in the web dev world if the web dev community could just slow down a little and clean up their existing messes before inventing twice as many new slightly shinier messes every funding cycle or so.