I would like it to read to me. My wakeup browsing headlines, my kindle ebook or names of recent Facebook postings. I would like to replace my Clapper with it

I would like it to read to me. My wakeup browsing headlines, my kindle ebook or names of recent Facebook postings. I would like to replace my Clapper with it and add a connection to my coffee maker. [BION, the Clapper is one of our top gadgets so we do not have to roll over and turn off the bedroom lights]. I also would like it to respond to >1 name so different people can have different commands and/or meanings.