I lived in Australia. Boy, that cell phone service sucked. Virgin cost too much and had no coverage. Also, Telstra is an evil megacorporation kept alive with

I lived in Australia. Boy, that cell phone service sucked. Virgin cost too much and had no coverage. Also, Telstra is an evil megacorporation kept alive with government incentives. Also, Vodaphone seems to ignore rural Australia's existence. I lived in Europe. Boy, that cell phone service sucked. It cost too much and had no coverage. Also, it required me to recharge through some obscure SIM-specific menu that crashed my phone a bunch. Also, when I went 20 km to the west and crossed into another country, the service mysteriously didn't work until I kept going another 50 km and crossed into another country. I lived in Canada. Boy, that cell phone service sucked. Rogers is an evil megacorporation bent on taking over Canada, charged me an arm and a leg for everything and didn't work except when I stood on my head and prayed to the Inukshuk of reception. Also, Bell's obsoletely fatuous CDMA network (and horrible phone selection) screwed me over too much to mention. Also Fido is just a shill for Rogers. Also, Telus is laughable and triple-charged me for a phone once. Now I live in the USA. Boy, this cell phone service sucks. AT&T has no coverage, overcharges and is hated by everyone. Etc. Wait, I feel like there's a pattern here.