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Who needs prank calls when we can troll the comments sections of news websites. Wubba lubba dub dub! Plus... honestly: "underappreciated prank calls". You gonna talk about some ancient childish nuisance behavior as if it's a red book animal species worth protecting? Jesus, nostalgia is a powerful reality distortion field. Next thing, people might start talking about how scratched dusty vinyl records sound better than lossless digital audio.