Phrased with admirable restraint: "The Swift parallel scripting language web is experiencing heavy load due to Apple's announcement of a new language by the sa

Phrased with admirable restraint: "The Swift parallel scripting language web is experiencing heavy load due to Apple's announcement of a new language by the same name. We'll have a raft of new web servers online shortly to handle this trafic. Please check back in a few hours! -- The Swift team..."