A journalist? Too "enthusiastic"? Huh. You're right of course, but a dirt-digging, speculative, news-free 4000 word article has got to attract some advertising

A journalist? Too "enthusiastic"? Huh. You're right of course, but a dirt-digging, speculative, news-free 4000 word article has got to attract some advertising viewers somehow. I want to believe "Newspapers are the walking dead" when I waste my time with this. But yet, here we are, increasing their viewership...