Actually, the part where you invent a bad strawman solely for the purpose of labeling me an asshole makes you an asshole. You couldn't even quote me. You could

Actually, the part where you invent a bad strawman solely for the purpose of labeling me an asshole makes you an asshole. You couldn't even quote me. You couldn't even use my words. You just invented a pathetic little fantasy and then attacked ME directly based on your fantasy world. Pathetic, dude, pathetic.