Man, I need to go break the news to our customers that are successfully inserting millions of documents per hour (and their apps running nicely ... probably an

Man, I need to go break the news to our customers that are successfully inserting millions of documents per hour (and their apps running nicely ... probably an app you have used) to inform them that, in all reality, they are "failing miserably." They'd be shocked(!) at the news. ;)