"Here is how I came to my heartfelt conclusion: I have an intuitive understanding of what it is like to be a caveman, because of all my experience watching Capt

"Here is how I came to my heartfelt conclusion: I have an intuitive understanding of what it is like to be a caveman, because of all my experience watching Captain Caveman on Cartoon Network. So I put myself in the place of a caveman, and think through what I would do in that situation. And what I would do is to sit quietly in a blind waiting for a rabbit to show up, which I would then grab and bring home for my cavewoman wife to cook me for dinner. I outright reject other people's ridiculous theories that the rabbit would act like Bugs Bunny and that I would act like Elmer Fudd. Therefore it follows logically from my extensive experience thinking through what it is like to be a caveman that this applies to every other human being on the planet, for all time. Therefore I will now describe how I think people should live their lives, if you will please bear with me."