Hear hear. But you're not doing it properly. Please be consistent. "what about being human when it matters most? In person" - doesn't this exclude people with

Hear hear. But you're not doing it properly. Please be consistent. "what about being human when it matters most? In person" - doesn't this exclude people with social anxiety disorders? "mix of knock-off stilettos" - doesn't this exclude people who wear flats? "people bumbling about who looks a hair too much like Dwight Schrute" - doesn't this exclude people who do look like him and may have body image issues? "You have just entered the land of networking hell" - this imagery is deeply offensive to some religions "Screw the schmoozing" - using sexual imagery? No thanks. "The people who hand out business cards like they are condoms in a high school sex ed. class" - alienates those with a conservative upbringing "Disclaimer – keep those condoms, kids" - again, pretty offensive to Catholics "They want meaningful relationships" - again social anxiety "And people respond to kindness." - not everyone. Exclusionary to those on certain parts of the autistic spectrum. "The same philosophy goes for networking" - I can imagine quite a few real philosophers getting offended about the belittling of their profession "One good conversation is better than five quick ones every day of the week" - not the Shabbat! "It’s for people who will never be more than middlemen" - think of all the middlemen out there, feeling excluded at this hate speech and switching off "when you remember to be human" - deeply insulting to robots