inb4: - just remove them in production - people have already written these - I hate OP - etc. This is just a little util I wrote to make my life and my tea

inb4: - just remove them in production - people have already written these - I hate OP - etc. This is just a little util I wrote to make my life and my teams life easier and more resilient. Use it, don't use it, fork it, pull and push it, etc. Thanks!