slackers wear flannel shirts and loose jeans. hipsters wear flannel shirts and tight jeans. slackers drink Grain Belt Premium. hipsters drink PBR. slackers

slackers wear flannel shirts and loose jeans. hipsters wear flannel shirts and tight jeans. slackers drink Grain Belt Premium. hipsters drink PBR. slackers smoke marlboros. hipsters smoke parliament lights. slackers listen to pavement. hipsters listen to MGMT remixes. slackers have jobs but don't do any work. hipsters don't have jobs at all. by definition if you have an engineering degree and are working on your startup or at google you aren't a slacker or a hipster. get it straight.