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All My Exes Live in Texts

28 points by yarianluis 13y ago

jamesaguilar 13y ago
There's a reason for the Reddit truism: "Hire a lawyer, hit the gym, delete from Facebook." Far be it from me to say how someone else should deal with their exes, but if their presence on social media makes you uncomfortable, there's a quick and dirty solution just a click of a button away.
hkmurakami 13y ago
top image is a bit NSFW even though it's blurred, just FYI.
- borplk 13y ago
  Yes I'd appreciate a warning "[NSFW-ish image]" in the title
pixie_ 13y ago
I wish I could send this article back in time 20 years. All the prophecies of how the internet would change the social dynamic, and now we see how it has all played out.
billforsternz 13y ago
Damn, was hoping this was an article about how to encode Windows executables into text.
- iuguy 13y ago
  Ask and ye shall receive (in powershell form): $fName = "last.exe" $fContent = get-content $fName $fContentBytes = [System.Text.Encoding]::UTF8.GetBytes($fContent) $fContentEncoded = [System.Convert]::ToBase64String($fContentBytes) $fContentEncoded set-content ($fName + ".text") Now you can at least say that all your .exes live in base64-encoded .texts.
  - billforsternz 13y ago
    Thanks, upvoted. (But, also, note that I wasn't really hoping this was an article about how to store my Windows .exes as text :-)
  - ygra 13y ago
    I guess that should rather be Get-PSDrive -PSProvider Filesystem | Get-ChildItem -Recurse -Path { $_.Root } -Filter *.exe | ForEach-Object { $bytes = Get-Content $_ -Encoding Byte -ReadCount 0 $text = [Convert]::ToBase64String($bytes) $text | Set-Content ($_.FullName + '.text') } Reading the files as UTF-8 and converting them back into a byte array isn't such a great idea, I think ;-)
chatmasta 13y ago
If your personal history includes memories of 36 events that make your "stomach churn," maybe you should investigate the cause for the events. You might trace all of them back to one origin. That's the root problem. So before you lament the impossibility of resolving your personal issues, try to fix them yourself. Don't excuse your behavior based on the presence of a controllably negative influence like Facebook. It doesn't make you do anything. Your decision of how to use it is entirely of your own volition. If you do not like how you handle that power, figure out why. Do not throw your arms up in the air and blame Facebook. Blame your own decisions and then address the cause. You're only avoiding the problem.
- eshvk 13y ago
  That is rather harsh and rather tangential. Sure, ultimately every personal relationship being destroyed has two parties at fault; one of whom is yourself. Fixing yourself doesn't mean that you magically become a mormon missionary like grin and become at ease with everything life. The 'stomach churn' is a very human thing. I feel like your rant places the blame solely on the user herself and not on the usability problems associated in the Facebook era. E.g. blocking an ex would be easy. Yet, it also means that you cannot see if the other person is going to an event or not. This is an issue for certain people who don't really want to hang out at a certain event if their ex is going to it. The other alternative is to keep seeing them appear in your facebook interaction someway or the other: your chat box shows them as one of the most frequently messaged people; suggested events may be because they are going to a certain event.
  - temphn 13y ago
    OP is being polite. Obviously the point is that Maureen O'Connor's problems have very little to do with Facebook's usability and very much to do with Xing with 36 guys, where "X" rises to Maureen's internal threshold for considering them "exes". Who wants to be #37? Or #43, to put a ring on it? That's the source of the "user's" current and future unhappiness. Not Facebook's usability problems.
  - girvo 13y ago
    I disagree, I feel that taking responsibility for your past makes things easier to deal with and easier to move on. Four out of six long term serious girlfriends cheated on me. While I feel that reflects badly on those girls personality, I also take responsibility for my behaviour in the relationship, I was a typical Beta male who didn't hold up my end of keeping the relationship stable. Accepting that has lead to me being a stronger happier person, in an excellent stable and above all, well adjusted long term relationship with a girl I'm desperately in love with. What I'm saying, is the OP is blaming Social Media for her own issues,in my opinion anyway.
girvo 13y ago
I'm 22. I have 6 ex girlfriends, and a lot more girls that were not a proper relationship, but for the sake of argument here, we'll call them exes. I deal with this problem simply. I delete them and remove them from my life. There have been no exceptions. I've run into one or two of them around town, said hello, and went my own way. It can be done, oddly enough. But then, I don't ascribe any meaning to deleting someone from Facebook. I have 100 people in my friends list, and I'd invite every one of them to a party.
- Subuatai 13y ago
  I personally would prefer to be friends with exes. I don't understand why people find it so hard to go from dating to freidship. Of course it's awkward at first, just like your first date was awkward, but you push past it if its someone you'll enjoy in your life.
  - eshvk 13y ago
    > I don't understand why people find it so hard to go from dating to freidship. You must not have a large sample set to work on then. A friend of mine came out of a two year relationship where his ex slept with a close friend. Sure it is "awkward", sure they have a lot in common. However, why does he need to go through all the pain in order to be friends with her (or maintain a friendship with the other friend for that matter)? There are millions of people out there to be your friends, your lovers. Delete, walk away works just as easily.
    - wavesounds 13y ago
      Well that is an extreme example. Most relationships don't end that way. I'm friends with all but one of my ex's and consider them good friends, I couldn't imagine deleting them from my life, that seems so immature.
      - girvo 13y ago
        I see it as less immature, and more making strong decisions about how I want to live my life, and who I want to share it with. :)
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rlu 13y ago
The comments on the site are a little brutal! I enjoyed the read, though I feel like at this moment in time I relate to it much more than I might otherwise. I just graduated college this May and so the way I'm relating to the piece isn't so much with maintaining contact with exes, but maintaining contacts with college friends. There are certainly different 'levels' of friendship. Some I could see maintaining contact with frequently (but for how long??), others maybe just 3 or 4 times a year, and others still maybe just a few times every 5 years. But even my closest friends - suppose I actually gave them a real phone call every month - how long does this keep going? This one comment on the OP site itself certainly hits the nail on the head... "are you going to be dragging all these people along with you when you are 40? 50? 80? ... You can't take everyone with you." I can see myself only speaking with my closest college friends maybe a couple times a year, 5 years from now. And that's kind of sad.
- davidxc 13y ago
  I can relate to this comment. I had some really close friends in high school (who I'm still close friends with), but after two years out of high school we've mostly lost touch. We talk to each other once every couple of months, and I see them maybe a few times over summer. It's definitely kind of sad.

28 points by yarianluis 13y ago

There's a reason for the Reddit truism: "Hire a lawyer, hit the gym, delete from Facebook." Far be it from me to say how someone else should deal with their exes, but if their presence on social media makes you uncomfortable, there's a quick and dirty solution just a click of a button away.

hkmurakami 13y ago

top image is a bit NSFW even though it's blurred, just FYI.

borplk 13y ago
Yes I'd appreciate a warning "[NSFW-ish image]" in the title

pixie_ 13y ago

I wish I could send this article back in time 20 years. All the prophecies of how the internet would change the social dynamic, and now we see how it has all played out.

billforsternz 13y ago

Damn, was hoping this was an article about how to encode Windows executables into text.

iuguy 13y ago
Ask and ye shall receive (in powershell form): $fName = "last.exe" $fContent = get-content $fName $fContentBytes = [System.Text.Encoding]::UTF8.GetBytes($fContent) $fContentEncoded = [System.Convert]::ToBase64String($fContentBytes) $fContentEncoded set-content ($fName + ".text") Now you can at least say that all your .exes live in base64-encoded .texts.
- billforsternz 13y ago
  Thanks, upvoted. (But, also, note that I wasn't really hoping this was an article about how to store my Windows .exes as text :-)
- ygra 13y ago
  I guess that should rather be Get-PSDrive -PSProvider Filesystem | Get-ChildItem -Recurse -Path { $_.Root } -Filter *.exe | ForEach-Object { $bytes = Get-Content $_ -Encoding Byte -ReadCount 0 $text = [Convert]::ToBase64String($bytes) $text | Set-Content ($_.FullName + '.text') } Reading the files as UTF-8 and converting them back into a byte array isn't such a great idea, I think ;-)

chatmasta 13y ago

If your personal history includes memories of 36 events that make your "stomach churn," maybe you should investigate the cause for the events. You might trace all of them back to one origin. That's the root problem. So before you lament the impossibility of resolving your personal issues, try to fix them yourself. Don't excuse your behavior based on the presence of a controllably negative influence like Facebook. It doesn't make you do anything. Your decision of how to use it is entirely of your own volition. If you do not like how you handle that power, figure out why. Do not throw your arms up in the air and blame Facebook. Blame your own decisions and then address the cause. You're only avoiding the problem.

eshvk 13y ago
That is rather harsh and rather tangential. Sure, ultimately every personal relationship being destroyed has two parties at fault; one of whom is yourself. Fixing yourself doesn't mean that you magically become a mormon missionary like grin and become at ease with everything life. The 'stomach churn' is a very human thing. I feel like your rant places the blame solely on the user herself and not on the usability problems associated in the Facebook era. E.g. blocking an ex would be easy. Yet, it also means that you cannot see if the other person is going to an event or not. This is an issue for certain people who don't really want to hang out at a certain event if their ex is going to it. The other alternative is to keep seeing them appear in your facebook interaction someway or the other: your chat box shows them as one of the most frequently messaged people; suggested events may be because they are going to a certain event.
- temphn 13y ago
  OP is being polite. Obviously the point is that Maureen O'Connor's problems have very little to do with Facebook's usability and very much to do with Xing with 36 guys, where "X" rises to Maureen's internal threshold for considering them "exes". Who wants to be #37? Or #43, to put a ring on it? That's the source of the "user's" current and future unhappiness. Not Facebook's usability problems.
- girvo 13y ago
  I disagree, I feel that taking responsibility for your past makes things easier to deal with and easier to move on. Four out of six long term serious girlfriends cheated on me. While I feel that reflects badly on those girls personality, I also take responsibility for my behaviour in the relationship, I was a typical Beta male who didn't hold up my end of keeping the relationship stable. Accepting that has lead to me being a stronger happier person, in an excellent stable and above all, well adjusted long term relationship with a girl I'm desperately in love with. What I'm saying, is the OP is blaming Social Media for her own issues,in my opinion anyway.

girvo 13y ago

I'm 22. I have 6 ex girlfriends, and a lot more girls that were not a proper relationship, but for the sake of argument here, we'll call them exes. I deal with this problem simply. I delete them and remove them from my life. There have been no exceptions. I've run into one or two of them around town, said hello, and went my own way. It can be done, oddly enough. But then, I don't ascribe any meaning to deleting someone from Facebook. I have 100 people in my friends list, and I'd invite every one of them to a party.

Subuatai 13y ago
I personally would prefer to be friends with exes. I don't understand why people find it so hard to go from dating to freidship. Of course it's awkward at first, just like your first date was awkward, but you push past it if its someone you'll enjoy in your life.
- eshvk 13y ago
  > I don't understand why people find it so hard to go from dating to freidship. You must not have a large sample set to work on then. A friend of mine came out of a two year relationship where his ex slept with a close friend. Sure it is "awkward", sure they have a lot in common. However, why does he need to go through all the pain in order to be friends with her (or maintain a friendship with the other friend for that matter)? There are millions of people out there to be your friends, your lovers. Delete, walk away works just as easily.
  - wavesounds 13y ago
    Well that is an extreme example. Most relationships don't end that way. I'm friends with all but one of my ex's and consider them good friends, I couldn't imagine deleting them from my life, that seems so immature.
    - girvo 13y ago
      I see it as less immature, and more making strong decisions about how I want to live my life, and who I want to share it with. :)

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rlu 13y ago

The comments on the site are a little brutal! I enjoyed the read, though I feel like at this moment in time I relate to it much more than I might otherwise. I just graduated college this May and so the way I'm relating to the piece isn't so much with maintaining contact with exes, but maintaining contacts with college friends. There are certainly different 'levels' of friendship. Some I could see maintaining contact with frequently (but for how long??), others maybe just 3 or 4 times a year, and others still maybe just a few times every 5 years. But even my closest friends - suppose I actually gave them a real phone call every month - how long does this keep going? This one comment on the OP site itself certainly hits the nail on the head... "are you going to be dragging all these people along with you when you are 40? 50? 80? ... You can't take everyone with you." I can see myself only speaking with my closest college friends maybe a couple times a year, 5 years from now. And that's kind of sad.

davidxc 13y ago
I can relate to this comment. I had some really close friends in high school (who I'm still close friends with), but after two years out of high school we've mostly lost touch. We talk to each other once every couple of months, and I see them maybe a few times over summer. It's definitely kind of sad.