And yet you never considered that — with names like "Wet Asphalt", "Nephritis", and "Asbestos" — this might be the intent? When you click on a color it tells y

And yet you never considered that — with names like "Wet Asphalt", "Nephritis", and "Asbestos" — this might be the intent? When you click on a color it tells you that "It'll rock!". It's satire for Christ's sake.