My Lovely Danjuma, I would be happy to assist in this transfer. Please deposit the funds in the attached bitcoin wallet. I believe the trivial nature of this

My Lovely Danjuma, I would be happy to assist in this transfer. Please deposit the funds in the attached bitcoin wallet. I believe the trivial nature of this exchange should only necessitate a small fee, 1% would be quite generous, would you agree? To confirm, Please deposit said funds into the following account, where I can convert to USD smoothly for the benefit of all. At which point converting said funds to USD cheque to be mailed, free of charge of course, is a trivial matter with my local branch. Be sure to reply inline with your address! Your dearest partner, NewAccnt Att: 1HB5XMLmzFVj8ALj6mfBsbifRoD4miY36v