The idea of having a site's TOS be law is terrible for almost infinite reasons. None of the rigor of law is applied to it. Thus, I implore you, all webmasters:

The idea of having a site's TOS be law is terrible for almost infinite reasons. None of the rigor of law is applied to it. Thus, I implore you, all webmasters: insert the phrase "And you promise to have sex with a goat" into your TOS as soon as possible. That should make Congress think twice...