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What the hell kind of fucked-up childhood did you have that rendered you qualified to dispense sex-ed advice at 14? Don't answer this. I really don't want to kn

What the hell kind of fucked-up childhood did you have that rendered you qualified to dispense sex-ed advice at 14? Don't answer this. I really don't want to know.

ahoyhere 17y ago
I had good, consexual sex with another teenager. And unlike the other young people on the forum, I read a lot of scientific books, so I was able to counter such idiotic, voodoo-type teenaged beliefs such as "stretched out" vaginas.
- time_management 17y ago
  You lost your virginity at 14, and you admit this in public? I'm shocked. I honestly don't know what to say to that. I hope that either you or Biff tipped the overnight guy at the gas station. Cleaning those restrooms is not a fun job.
  - sho 17y ago
    You're just jealous.
    - time_management 17y ago
      Trust me that I don't think anyone is jealous of a woman who lost her virginity at 14.
      - sho 17y ago
        Are you even a man? Any guy I know would think it is AWESOME to lose your virginty at 14.
        time_management 17y ago
        I'm duly disgusted. Great job. IHBT.
  - ahoyhere 17y ago
    Way to show off those classy moral legs of yours, dude.
    - time_management 17y ago
      At least I didn't fuck up my life in the first year of high school.
      - ahoyhere 17y ago
        How is my life fucked up?
        time_management 17y ago
        Women who have casual sex have a way of not being able to get married, and many of them discover that it's something that they actually did want to do, eventually. Funny, that. Thus they spend their 40s breaking into tears every time a school bus passes by.
        ahoyhere 17y ago
        Quit your hyperbolic palaver and tell me, in observable facts, how my life is fucked up.
        time_management 17y ago
        Honestly? No. You've already run the score up against yourself without my help. It would be mean-spirited for me to visit any additional harm upon you, emotional or otherwise. I'm done with this dispute.
        ahoyhere 17y ago
        C'mon, don't wuss out now.
        menloparkbum 17y ago

What the hell kind of fucked-up childhood did you have that rendered you qualified to dispense sex-ed advice at 14? Don't answer this. I really don't want to know.

ahoyhere 17y ago

I had good, consexual sex with another teenager. And unlike the other young people on the forum, I read a lot of scientific books, so I was able to counter such idiotic, voodoo-type teenaged beliefs such as "stretched out" vaginas.

time_management 17y ago
You lost your virginity at 14, and you admit this in public? I'm shocked. I honestly don't know what to say to that. I hope that either you or Biff tipped the overnight guy at the gas station. Cleaning those restrooms is not a fun job.
- sho 17y ago
  You're just jealous.
  - time_management 17y ago
    Trust me that I don't think anyone is jealous of a woman who lost her virginity at 14.
    - sho 17y ago
      Are you even a man? Any guy I know would think it is AWESOME to lose your virginty at 14.
      - time_management 17y ago
        I'm duly disgusted. Great job. IHBT.
- ahoyhere 17y ago
  Way to show off those classy moral legs of yours, dude.
  - time_management 17y ago
    At least I didn't fuck up my life in the first year of high school.
    - ahoyhere 17y ago
      How is my life fucked up?
      - time_management 17y ago
        Women who have casual sex have a way of not being able to get married, and many of them discover that it's something that they actually did want to do, eventually. Funny, that. Thus they spend their 40s breaking into tears every time a school bus passes by.
        ahoyhere 17y ago
        Quit your hyperbolic palaver and tell me, in observable facts, how my life is fucked up.
        time_management 17y ago
        Honestly? No. You've already run the score up against yourself without my help. It would be mean-spirited for me to visit any additional harm upon you, emotional or otherwise. I'm done with this dispute.
        ahoyhere 17y ago
        C'mon, don't wuss out now.
        menloparkbum 17y ago