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You just need to convice the ethics review board on some research lab to allow for editing the genes of a few octopus to make them longer lived, give them educa

• lproven 7d ago
  Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A: An immediate cessation of funding and a stern letter from the Ethics Committee.
  • adolph 6d ago
    For your consideration, a cephalopod joke I made while stopped in traffic considering the name of an SUV: Q: What do you call a mischievous mollusk? A: A Naughty-lus
    • lproven 6d ago
      As I believe the kids say: Thanks, I hate it. ;-)
• __patchbit__ 7d ago
  The nautilus is a genetic precursor to the octopus on the cephalopod branched tree of life and takes 20 years to mature.