You should also never name your faulty/flaky Dell server Bob when Bob is also the name of your company president (though the president came after the server).

You should also never name your faulty/flaky Dell server Bob when Bob is also the name of your company president (though the president came after the server). Calling Bob (the server) a piece of shit ("Bob is a piece of shit") because it crashed again was a very risky move that we often didn't fully think through.