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They're putting poison in the sugar water!
by hbn 29d ago
They're putting poison in the sugar water!
- Telemakhos 29d agoMy exgf was adamant that aspartame (in Diet Coke) was a mind control drug. Turns out that Donald Rumsfeld (of Bush administration fame) was CEO of the company that made it, and he was the one who got the FDA to approve it for human consumption. So, there is a conspiracy theory not far from your joke.
- lofaszvanitt 28d agoCoffee and Tea is the mind control drug.